The only cure for blue ball.

posted on 11 Jun 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Daniel Brennan.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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All your life are belong to us!

posted on 10 Jun 2019 in Signs

No partial terminations.

Photo courtesy of Erik Booher.
Found at Narita Airport in Japan.
Japanese title says: “If you smuggle, your life is over”
(Sign from customs department)

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They oven-did it…

posted on 7 Jun 2019 in Bags/Packaging

Breakthrouch product!

Photo courtesy of Brendon Wright.
Backpack found in Japan. 

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That can be fixed…

posted on 6 Jun 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Snacks

This touches my heart mold.

Photo courtesy of David Dixon.
Found in Yangzhou, China

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I can’t tell if I turned off the lights.

posted on 5 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toys

This is the last time I hire a poet for product description.

Photo courtesy of Whiteley Foster.

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And cost thriftily!

posted on 4 Jun 2019 in Signs

Thank exceptional you.

Photo courtesy of La Cuna.

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Mouse not included…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Bliss.
Found on face mask from Korea. 

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OYAJI has the key to every surfer’s heart…

posted on 31 May 2019 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of RB.
Pork curry package found in Tokyo. 

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It’s a flurit trap!

posted on 30 May 2019 in Clothing

I don’t think you’re traieing…

Photo courtesy of Emma Gregory.
T-shirt spotted in Thailand. 

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I’ve seen this song before.

posted on 29 May 2019 in Bags/Packaging

Can you commitment?

Photo courtesy of Tad H.
Headphones from China. 

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