This is why I have orthotics.

Yes it’s a little stiff

All akimbo

It’s probably in the Kama Sutra – “Ping-pong position”.

And then what should I do with the balls?

– Doctor, I folded up my feet, but I forgot to bend the shaft…what will happen to me ?
– No worries, they make amazing prosthetics these days.

Well, that shouldn’t be too hard… if you know what I mean.

I suggested that, but my podiatrist told me not to come back for some reason.

I wonder if bending the shaft at first will make it last?

@FB: Did you show the podiatrist your shoe horn?

If you can fold your feet in two, you won’t need to worry about your shaft…

Well, you know what they say about men who fold up the big feet…

Well my love. I can fold your feet behind your ears. If you’re up for it..

But it will take six shots, before the shaft will bend.

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother…

How you bend the shaft will determine whether the table pings or pongs.