Don’t drank and drive…

posted on 30 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Sorry, there was a 4 drank minimum…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.

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Life evaluation. Verdict: Bravo

Photo courtesy of Zach Keith.
Found in Seoul Korea subway.

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There’s only one guy in the kitchen!

posted on 28 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

That’s the third time our waiter asked “are you ready to order?”

Photo courtesy of Y.J.
Spotted in Nagoya, Japan.

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Anybody got a warhead?

posted on 27 May 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Actually it’s easy to get in…

Photo courtesy of W. Chew.
Menu spotted in China.

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I think I’ll skip the fish today…

posted on 26 May 2025 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of W. Chew.
Menu spotted in China.

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If you have to have an office romance…

posted on 23 May 2025 in Containers

Fits all rectangular penises…

Photo courtesy of Timothy Rider.

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I blame the apple…

posted on 22 May 2025 in Chinglish, Containers, Drinks

An apple a day… resets the simulation?

Photo courtesy of Tian.
Drink spotted in Taiwan.

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Yes, the ramming is relaxing…

posted on 21 May 2025 in Chinglish, Instructions

If you can play with more than 2 balls you have graduated…

Photo courtesy of T.H.
Found in China.

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Keep an eye on your mentalpatients…

posted on 20 May 2025 in Chinglish, Instructions

Rulers are made to be broken…

Photo courtesy of TFH.

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Live. Laugh. Launder.

posted on 19 May 2025 in Household Items

Why do my socks smell like olives…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Updegraff.
Spotted in Japan. 

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