The dawage is done…

posted on 24 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

I got hyperteusion from having chirdren. That’s why I drink olcohol…

Photo courtesy of B.Z.
Spotted in China. 

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Circumstance is the vulnerable…

posted on 23 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Containers

I get blamed for that a lot…

Photo courtesy of Bobo Wang.
Spotted in China. 

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If you feel good, we feel good…

posted on 20 Mar 2026 in Uncategorized

If it doesn’t feel better after 3 weeks, clap back…

Photo courtesy of B.E.
Hair salon sign found in Japan. 

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Hey buddy, got a qualter?

posted on 19 Mar 2026 in Signs

My call was brocked…

Photo courtesy of Bob Hinch.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Timeliness will not be tolerated…

posted on 18 Mar 2026 in Signs

Sorry I’m early, I didn’t sleep in…

Photo courtesy of Ben Mackow.
Spotted in Japan.

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He crawled into my heart…

posted on 17 Mar 2026 in Clothing

Feel his wormth…

Photo courtesy of Peter Billings.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Keeping them in view is what got me arrested…

posted on 16 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Can I get a mirror?

Photo courtesy of BBT.
Spotted in China.

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Don’t be a duper, take your thing…

posted on 13 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Take my thing, you are stranger. Take my thing twice, I’m a duper.

 

 

Photo courtesy of Arthur Chiam.
Spotted in China. 

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We have of and on relationship…

posted on 12 Mar 2026 in Adult Engrish, Clothing

Man ill is just curious…

Photo courtesy of Ardi Kuhn.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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Safe to sit up to 2 hours…

posted on 11 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Automatic mercy flush…

Photo courtesy of Anne M.H.
Found at Great Wall of China. 

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