Natural stones never felt so good…

NOBODY is feeling my stones!

Natural stones with feeling.

I can feel myself perfectly well without leaving home, thank you very much.

So much better than those fake man made stones.

River Kwai Park?
Why do I have this uncontrollable urge to whistle?

Feel myself in front of you? No thank you. 🙂

oooooooooo gettin all touchy feely

All pearl necklaces 1/2 off at BJ central. Just bring your natural stones.

When I think about you I feel myself.

I can’t believe the stones on these guys

I think they are talking about kidney stones (at least I hope so!).

More than two polishes and it’s playing with yourself.

I thought the point of buying her jewelry was so you wouldn’t have to feel yourself.

“Natural stones
genuine jewelry
high quality

HIGH Price”

If I visit you and feel myself, you pay, not me!!! HIGH Price!!!

Good O’. I haven’t been feeling myself lately.

Only Place over the River Kwai

Private cubicles available.

explanation A: a lot of semi-precious stones are fired, dyed, and otherwise altered to make them look like precious stones, so you can’t always tell just by looking.
explanation B: as to the part about feeling, I like Xila31’s comment best.

At a discounted rate? Getting rocks off.

I’m feeling myself right now, do I really need to visit them?

Or don’t visit us and go f*** yourself. Either way.

So; You can feel yourself at the best jewellery centre…

…I dread to think what they get up to at the worst one! 😮

When I first read this, I thought it said “Low pride” not “Low price.”
If you have to be feeling your own stones, your pride must be pretty low.

I thought they said diamonds are a girl’s best friend

i hear the song “cover of the rollin stone” now..wonder….

River Kwai, I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

The most finest stones

Should I do this here or should I go in the back?

Of course, all the jewelry is manufactured by British Army POWs.

Natural stones always have that effect on me…

I can do that anywhere!