Still tastes like chicken!

” I am the Eggplant King- I can do anything…”
( sees mental picture of Jim Morrison scribbling out the word ‘Eggplant’ in his notebook)

bacterium = fungus = mushrooms, i get it!

… with a little chicken, for flavoring.

sidedish: antibiotic

All major credit cards and HMO’s accepted.

The E-Coli really brings out that “blackened” flavor…

I am the eggplant…I am the eggplant…I am the incense-burning-bacteria-king-with-chicken….
KOO KOO KACHOO!

Mmm, salmonella! Apparently we’d all like our chicken rare.

Now I can sue them for spiking my food. Don’t forget to claim insurance, hor.

Salmonella, anyone?

at least in the incense braises eggplant king they have the courtest of breaking up little pills in there for you

I’m thinking they confused “fungus” with “bacteria” and mushrooms are a fungus…

I’ll have the chicken, hold the bacterium plz.

You know it would be good with some mushrooms though.

Waiter, I’ll take the bacterium chicken with a side of salmonella salad

“Mr. Health Inspector, its only one per dish. you could say it’s nearly sterile.”

I know what potato and cabbge are… but how in the world would I figure out the etcetera?

“Waiter, is your bacterium fresh?”

Yes, I’d like you “Bacterium Chicken” with a side of Amoxycillin prease.

Um, I had bacterium chicken yesterday. Instead I’ll have the bacon viral sneezeburger with some cough-y cake for dessert.

The bacterium with chicken is made by Chef Sal Monella and his assistant, E. Coli.

Does the bacterium with chicken come with an order of French fry-rus?

how many eggplant kings are there ?

I’ll have a bacterium chicken with a side of mold peas, oooh, and for dessert, I’ll have streptococcus flan.

all i can think about are thousands of bullfrogs in wheelchairs

I like my bacterium without chicken, please

More bacterium please!!

could I get the bacterium free chicken pleae……how ’bout some mucus gravey instead!

as of January 31st, youll be allowed to pick your own fresh giblets!

no, thank you, i am alergic to bacterium.

bacterium might benefit the digestive system, I’ll only have water please!

How is it that “bacterium” is even spelled right?