This is why I hate ecologists…

Much love for the kind buds, man!

This is gonna take a while…

The only thing more annoying than a treehugger, is a leafkisser.

…as the poor, lonely pine trees look on…

…just remember to take your wedding band off, first.

And while you’re busy with that, I’ll just be over there, treating your girlfriend to some ice cream…

But come Autumn, keep your hands to yourself!

Sure, it sounds good, but we all know you’re just going to love ’em, and leaf ’em.

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Yeah! I got a cactus here!

“I love you sweet leaf, though you can’t hear”

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Hm, maybe I will, that one is a nice piece of Ash.

That explains why Beech trees are white…

Every yellow leaf, on the other hand, can pretty much go screw themselves!

Well that YATTA song WAS pretty cool.

(sign next to it)
Spring reservations on sale now!

Conservationists have gone too far this time!

…because friends and family don’t deserve your love at all.

…it’s the Rasta thing to do!

But beware of leafcuts. They can be pretty nasty.

WOAHWoahwoah! JUST the green leaves? Frikkin Racist!

i’ve lost jobs for loving the green leaf!

hey, leaves need love too

hopelessly devoted to yooou….

In Ancient Rome, bathrooms used to support leaf dedication.

I am not vegetarian because I love animals. I am vegetarian because I hate green leaves

It’s gonna be a really scary sight there in the height of summer…..

yeah, even in leaves there’s a discrimination.. how ’bout the orange, yellow, purple and red leaves? they also deserve as much love, you know..

Every green leaf? Shouldn’t you explore monogamy?

I would but they never call back.

or we’ll find you…

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new growth the way i like it.

*No leaves were harmed in the making of this sign* (but we cut down several trees)

no I WON’T do it one by one!

I’m going to need more lotion, please…

Damn leaf huggers…

Tree huggers is much too general.

so much leaves withering because of too much hate!

I will not leave a leaf unturned.