Chinese Water Closet

So, you don’t want me to wash my hands, afterwards?

What if I just fart?

How about vomit?

That explains why it is so stinky

all employees must not wash hands after using restroom !!!

remind me not to eat in this restaurant

So much for being straight forward…

oh yeagh! cause I was gonna stick around.

So this is where Eric Crapton comes to do his business!

gotta save some water!

how bout f%$king?

What about diarhea and vomiting?

No hanging around and tapping your foot, Senator Larry Craig!!

What if I want to stick my dissatisfied foot in there?

i dont want to get diarrhoea when im near here…

They don’t even give you toilet paper – It’s BYOTP in China!

on a metal plate, no less. It exerts more authority.

Go on. Leave off! Don’t come back!

wow, you can tell this was found in a 5 star hotel

i think THIS is where the “out of control” sign should’ve gone…

I really want to know what type of translator these people used!

Hey that japanese letter 6th from the left is that a winking emoticon (I’m not sure if thats just a toilet)

But Mom said no exceptions…

they couldve just written it on the wall with a spraypaint.

this company came first in “usecorectlanguage” contest!

The Chinese sign just says “This toilet flushs automatically”.
Gos knows how it becomes so weird in English………
Pissing and shitting………….psss……………

It’s your typical “dump and go” station.

What if you run out of toilet paper… Hmmm, i see someone wrote on the wall with some brown crayon…. OH, OH, OH MY GAH!!!! AND I CANT EVEN WASH MY HANDS!

Um, actually I think I’ll just sit here and cry…

wha? I cant stay there? damn… Oh its OK that you don’t have to take your pissing or shitting with you when leaving…just leave it off there – very convenient

Just crap your hands, and … Finished!

– Look Ma, no washing!