Chinese Water Closet

Chinese Water Closet

posted on 2 Dec 2005 in Chinglish

You’re lucky we give you toiletpaper…

 

Photo courtesy of Saara Halmetoja.

Sign found in China. 

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Angelbaby
Angelbaby
16 years ago

So, you don’t want me to wash my hands, afterwards?

Steve
Steve
15 years ago

What if I just fart?

Aidan
Aidan
15 years ago

How about vomit?

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
15 years ago

That explains why it is so stinky

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
15 years ago

all employees must not wash hands after using restroom !!!

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
15 years ago

remind me not to eat in this restaurant

FLO
FLO
15 years ago

So much for being straight forward…

the mighty lub
the mighty lub
15 years ago

oh yeagh! cause I was gonna stick around.

Waz
Waz
15 years ago

So this is where Eric Crapton comes to do his business!

estrelika
estrelika
15 years ago

gotta save some water!

lulu
lulu
15 years ago

how bout f%$king?

Fyrus
Fyrus
15 years ago

What about diarhea and vomiting?

Christine
Christine
15 years ago

No hanging around and tapping your foot, Senator Larry Craig!!

Carly
Carly
15 years ago

What if I want to stick my dissatisfied foot in there?

bombman
bombman
15 years ago

i dont want to get diarrhoea when im near here…

Kitty
Kitty
15 years ago

They don’t even give you toilet paper – It’s BYOTP in China!

Dee
Dee
15 years ago

on a metal plate, no less. It exerts more authority.

enLique
enLique
15 years ago

Go on. Leave off! Don’t come back!

katie
katie
15 years ago

wow, you can tell this was found in a 5 star hotel

neenz
neenz
15 years ago

i think THIS is where the “out of control” sign should’ve gone…

Jori
Jori
15 years ago

I really want to know what type of translator these people used!

M
M
14 years ago

Hey that japanese letter 6th from the left is that a winking emoticon (I’m not sure if thats just a toilet)

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
14 years ago

But Mom said no exceptions…

don
don
14 years ago

they couldve just written it on the wall with a spraypaint.

-
-
14 years ago

this company came first in “usecorectlanguage” contest!

Jane
Jane
14 years ago

The Chinese sign just says “This toilet flushs automatically”.
Gos knows how it becomes so weird in English………
Pissing and shitting………….psss……………

Ben Dover
14 years ago

It’s your typical “dump and go” station.

LagX
LagX
13 years ago

What if you run out of toilet paper… Hmmm, i see someone wrote on the wall with some brown crayon…. OH, OH, OH MY GAH!!!! AND I CANT EVEN WASH MY HANDS!

fifi
fifi
13 years ago

Um, actually I think I’ll just sit here and cry…

f
f
12 years ago

wha? I cant stay there? damn… Oh its OK that you don’t have to take your pissing or shitting with you when leaving…just leave it off there – very convenient

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Just crap your hands, and … Finished!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Look Ma, no washing!

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