Photo courtesy of Stephen Beck.
Chinese menu found in Canada.
Excuse me waiter…but that chicken mocked me !
Lesson #1 You cannot serve a live chicken with sauce.
I think it just laughed at me…
Is mock chicken at all like Mock Turtle?
Well, I guess I’m going to have to eat it raw… and in the air, oh no! My sauce is falling off!
I mock thee, oh chicken of the lemon sause
Are the flies free range?
Choice of one, that’s not much of a choice.
I sure hope the mock chicken doesn’t meow!
You didn’t think we’d make you real chicken, now do you?
Fly, chicken, fly!
Mock? So it’s really dog?
Excuse me waiter…but that chicken mocked me !
Lesson #1 You cannot serve a live chicken with sauce.
I think it just laughed at me…
Is mock chicken at all like Mock Turtle?
Well, I guess I’m going to have to eat it raw… and in the air, oh no! My sauce is falling off!
I mock thee, oh chicken of the lemon sause
Are the flies free range?
Choice of one, that’s not much of a choice.
I sure hope the mock chicken doesn’t meow!
You didn’t think we’d make you real chicken, now do you?
Fly, chicken, fly!
Mock? So it’s really dog?