Smile or not, I’m yanking all the dandelions… - Engrish.com

Smile or not, I’m yanking all the dandelions…

posted on 25 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Also you ate too many mushrooms…

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
26 days ago

Just keep off the grass.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
26 days ago

My flowers are full of weeds.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

Flowers smile, grass is grin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

Telling the flowers to go fertilise themselves would be awfully rude.

Running Comment
Running Comment
26 days ago

Unclear instructions – somebody is going to lose their plot.

Running Comment
Running Comment
26 days ago

A roundabout way of saying that deflowering is not allowed.

Boris
Boris
26 days ago

Sounds just like my horoscope the other day.

Boris
Boris
26 days ago

They got that out of a fortune cookie I’ll bet.

James
James
26 days ago

Either that or you’re on drugs

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