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Smile or not, I’m yanking all the dandelions…
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(18 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
Just keep off the grass.
My flowers are full of weeds.
Flowers smile, grass is grin.
Telling the flowers to go fertilise themselves would be awfully rude.
Unclear instructions – somebody is going to lose their plot.
A roundabout way of saying that deflowering is not allowed.
Sounds just like my horoscope the other day.
They got that out of a fortune cookie I’ll bet.
Either that or you’re on drugs