Smile or not, I’m yanking all the dandelions… - Engrish.com

Smile or not, I’m yanking all the dandelions…

posted on 25 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Also you ate too many mushrooms…

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 months ago

Just keep off the grass.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 months ago

My flowers are full of weeds.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Flowers smile, grass is grin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Telling the flowers to go fertilise themselves would be awfully rude.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

Unclear instructions – somebody is going to lose their plot.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

A roundabout way of saying that deflowering is not allowed.

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

Sounds just like my horoscope the other day.

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

They got that out of a fortune cookie I’ll bet.

James
James
2 months ago

Either that or you’re on drugs

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