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Just I want your here.
Let the chickens fight it out…

Photo courtesy of Serkan U.
Found in Saitama, Japan.
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(23 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
So the egg came before the chicken.
Depends on the pecking order.
Come for the chicken races, stay for the egg hunt.
As stadiums go, this is a poultry effort.
@DnT: Agree – it looks a bit fowl.
The chicken stadium is just a phase.
I bought a seasoned ticket.
I bet it is all very eggciting.
Ah, we finally discover the gateway drug to cockfighting.
There’s always a dozen on the card — and they’re all over easy.
Be with friends, where it’s perfectly all right to ogle the breasts, legs, and thighs. ™
Proving since 1862 that, yes, they all flock together. ™
The main event: Marsh “Chicken Fingers” Daisy vs. Rhode Island “Nuggets” Red.
Overheard conversation from two guys at the ticket box:
Guy 1: “If I can’t come up with the scratch to get in, Jim, wattle I do…
Guy 2: “Ah, it’s just chicken feed, Bob — I’ll use my nest egg to get us in.”
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! At the Chicken Stadium Garden! Watch high-flying, wheel-standing, car-crushing, egg-smashing monster truck action! Kids’ seats are just TEN BUCKS!
Combatant #1: I am Spartacus!
Combatant #2: No, I am Spartacus!
Combatant #3: No, I am Spartacus!…