Next time, just buy the air freshener…

Next time, just buy the air freshener…

posted on 5 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Better call the janitor, or florist…

Photo courtesy of Sean S.
Spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

Hold my beer, I need to go to the chamber of ten thousand flowers.

Last edited 28 days ago by Running Comment
Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

Restroom Man has got a girlfriend !

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
28 days ago

Where ones and twos smell sweet.

Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

I gotta go and take a leek.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
28 days ago

Are you here for the flowers or for other things.

Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

Just the place when you are about to wet your plants.

Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

To flush, just put your foot on the petal.

Last edited 28 days ago by Running Comment
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

They don’t approve if people go in there and get a little posey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

It’s the first flush of blossoms.

Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

I wonder if they have any humped bladderwort (Utricularia gibba) ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, urine the right place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

Anyone who has time to count them needs more fibre in their diet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

One in the clip, 10,000 in the chamber.

DrLex
DrLex
28 days ago

The challenge is to hit them all in one go.

Running Comment
Running Comment
28 days ago

I need to go and deflower the bathroom.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

Sponsored by the Chamberpot of Commerce.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

This is expert-level of origami flower-making in a whole new medium.

Or, in some case, an extra large.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

When you care enough to send your detractors the very best.™

Last edited 27 days ago by Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

What, you expected to be showered with praise or something?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

Careful in there — April towers bring May cowers, y’know.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

Be quick — if you gaze long enough into the chamber, the chamber will gaze into you.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

Brought to you by The 10,000 Feces of Dr. Lao Self-defecation League.

Last edited 27 days ago by Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

“I tell you, I saw this sign and almost sh!t my plants….”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

Entrance fee: One ounce of seeds and a promissory note for one pound of fertilizer.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
27 days ago

You sure this isn’t the Monkey House?

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