Next time, just buy the air freshener…

Next time, just buy the air freshener…

posted on 5 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Better call the janitor, or florist…

Photo courtesy of Sean S.
Spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

Hold my beer, I need to go to the chamber of ten thousand flowers.

Last edited 4 months ago by Running Comment
Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

Restroom Man has got a girlfriend !

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
4 months ago

Where ones and twos smell sweet.

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

I gotta go and take a leek.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
4 months ago

Are you here for the flowers or for other things.

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

Just the place when you are about to wet your plants.

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

To flush, just put your foot on the petal.

Last edited 4 months ago by Running Comment
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

They don’t approve if people go in there and get a little posey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

It’s the first flush of blossoms.

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

I wonder if they have any humped bladderwort (Utricularia gibba) ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, urine the right place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Anyone who has time to count them needs more fibre in their diet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

One in the clip, 10,000 in the chamber.

DrLex
DrLex
4 months ago

The challenge is to hit them all in one go.

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 months ago

I need to go and deflower the bathroom.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Sponsored by the Chamberpot of Commerce.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

This is expert-level of origami flower-making in a whole new medium.

Or, in some case, an extra large.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

When you care enough to send your detractors the very best.™

Last edited 4 months ago by Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

What, you expected to be showered with praise or something?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Careful in there — April towers bring May cowers, y’know.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Be quick — if you gaze long enough into the chamber, the chamber will gaze into you.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Brought to you by The 10,000 Feces of Dr. Lao Self-defecation League.

Last edited 4 months ago by Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

“I tell you, I saw this sign and almost sh!t my plants….”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Entrance fee: One ounce of seeds and a promissory note for one pound of fertilizer.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

You sure this isn’t the Monkey House?

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