The devil is in the details…

 
Come see the wind-heat inherent in my system! Help help! My chest is being oppressed!

– I am not dead yet !
– Soon will be…

Instructions are incomplete, it lacks the part where one needs to burn incense and chant sutras.

No wonder they couldn’t figure out the Wuhan Flu.

Treatment of sputum, huh ? Do you also have something for treatment of turds ?

Must be potent stuff, seeing that each bottle only lasts two days.

Hmm… a 2 day supply. If you’re not cured in that time it’s your own fault for being evil.

As featured in “Great Expectorations” by Charles Dikkens, the famous Dutch author.

Beware the evil of the cough.

It is evil to oppress the chest.

They say I am phlegmatic, but I don’t care.

You think my nose is runny ? It’s not.

Out you demon of dry mouth, raspy voice, difficulty swallowing.

But, I don’t want to moisturize my cough.

Alimentary, my Dear Watson — and it’s a good thing it is taken orally, too..

Ahhh, the melodious poetic verse
of the pedantic over-explainer.

“Wind-Heat Evil”? I thought that was what Stromboli gave you after 24 hrs…