Hand churned…

Come again, any time!

2 men, one cup.

It will blow your mind

The oysters come with a string of pearls

Think I’ll pass on the coffee.

Stir vigorously, lads

Why not?

There is a Cat Cafe here in Brissie.

Pull yourselves together men. (Ji, giving staff a pep talk)

Cust: Does the waitress come with desert?
\Ji: No. But she gets a bit hot and flustered during the lunch-time rush.

The best customer comes in, five times a day.

One Americano Shlongo please

“Jeez Jiz, you call this coffee?
Cream’s all splattered about and curdled!”

Now I understand why those creamers are so tiny.

Get off on the hottezt jass muzik playz hereaboutz.

“We buzt a nut for our cuztomerz!” ™

Daily Haiku:

Anticipation
in my heart, song in my pants —
forte! …piano.

Ladies Night tonight with popular band The Rhythm Method!

Zip, whip… jis, jis — oh what a relief it is! ™

Jeez — open only six hours? Must be the senior center!

Nothing says entertainment like faux sealing wax on a poster.

Our staff’s members personally stir each dish for you! ™

Science & Literature Costume night tonight ~ Eureka! Thar she blows!

Medical Costume Night tonight — Nurse, I think I’m having a stroke!

Golfer’s Costume Night ~ Glory Hole in One!

Daily Double Haiku:

Coxswain orders strokes.
Crew pull in time to that beat.
Gunwales wash — cox-boxed.

The wages of sin is death!!

Yeah. I know the wages are lousy. But have a squiz at the working hours.

Would you like a schlong black or a fat white, ma’am?

Owned by Wayne King I guess.