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Rubber boots will be issued at the door.
The lobby is intemperately open.
Drive-thru toilets were bound to have technical issues.
The drive thru problem isn’t the only “issue”.
Thank you. I will march into the Lobby, and pee under the counter crap in the indoor garden, and wipe my bum on the drapes. I am not sorry about my incontinence. In fact. the whole world is my toilet.
Jon always had a technical/inventive type of mind.
This eventually caused him to invent The Rocket Powered Toilet. So. on its first test-run, he ignited to rockets. On his way he set a record of the longest linear-fart ever recorded. of 10.6 kilometers. By the time he had finished he had spread excrement over 48 kilometers.
Though by then Jon was travelling so fast that no one could see what he was doing. However, from the evidence, they were able to say. “There Jon went.”
The Drive Thru Toilet, was designed for Holden Commodedoors.
What!? I have to leave my vehicle’s bladder support system!?
But I have to drive — I’m too intemperate to walk thru!
What an outrageous thing,
forcing me to take wing,
waddling outta my truck,
drunk as a rubber buck,
jus’ for a bucket-o-wings…
Now that I’m inside, do you guys have any really BIG napkins?
Winter-related whoopsies
Don’t worry the floor is porous.
That’ll teach you for driving a comode.
Sign could be a bit of a red flag about the cuisine