I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

posted on 6 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Tatsuya Sekino.
Shampoo bottle found in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

At last a shampoo with a mind of its own.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

Shampoo that gives birth. Is the anything it can’t do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Always make sure you use the whole body, so there’s nothing left to bury.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Why would a shampoo try to be eyes? It would only end in tears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

If the hands of shampoo get too rough it could end up in realpoo.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 months ago

Drops the dirt but not in your eyes.

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Drops dirt gently into the night
for it’s sensational for your flight.

Does not go gently into that dirt night —
rage, rage against the dying of its might!

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Dr. Frankenstein’s Full Corpse Cleaner
“I can use the whole body, of course!” ™

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Process patent No. 3997530
Process patient No. 0000001

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

The shampoo is asked —
NO DEAR, NO DEATH, but agent
from DEA blinks.

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Hey, you groovy kids — surfactant’s up!

[music bed: “Wipeout” song begins]

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Do you suffer from the rough hands of your hair cleaner?
Have your products tried to be your eyes?

Ask your doctor if Dee-Toxx™ is right for you!

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

The space-toilet on “2001” had a shorter list of instructions.

[btw: Imagine what Engrish could do with THOSE! 8^) ]

Last edited 11 months ago by Elixir
Marum
Marum
11 months ago

I thought Rough Hanz was the champion German cage fighter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

They will drop the dirt gently? O noes! I like the Douglas Adams novels!

UCity
UCity
11 months ago

Suffering in the rough hands of shampoo? Oh, the tribulations of a hair follicle!

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Our product so fine it sits head and scalping above Head Or Shoulders!

Boris
Boris
11 months ago

For an explanation of the explanation please talk to the Shaving Cream.

DrLex
DrLex
11 months ago

This is pure poetry.

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