I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

posted on 6 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Tatsuya Sekino.
Shampoo bottle found in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

At last a shampoo with a mind of its own.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Shampoo that gives birth. Is the anything it can’t do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Always make sure you use the whole body, so there’s nothing left to bury.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Why would a shampoo try to be eyes? It would only end in tears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If the hands of shampoo get too rough it could end up in realpoo.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

Drops the dirt but not in your eyes.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Drops dirt gently into the night
for it’s sensational for your flight.

Does not go gently into that dirt night —
rage, rage against the dying of its might!

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Dr. Frankenstein’s Full Corpse Cleaner
“I can use the whole body, of course!” ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Process patent No. 3997530
Process patient No. 0000001

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

The shampoo is asked —
NO DEAR, NO DEATH, but agent
from DEA blinks.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Hey, you groovy kids — surfactant’s up!

[music bed: “Wipeout” song begins]

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Do you suffer from the rough hands of your hair cleaner?
Have your products tried to be your eyes?

Ask your doctor if Dee-Toxx™ is right for you!

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

The space-toilet on “2001” had a shorter list of instructions.

[btw: Imagine what Engrish could do with THOSE! 8^) ]

Last edited 1 year ago by Elixir
Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I thought Rough Hanz was the champion German cage fighter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

They will drop the dirt gently? O noes! I like the Douglas Adams novels!

UCity
UCity
1 year ago

Suffering in the rough hands of shampoo? Oh, the tribulations of a hair follicle!

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Our product so fine it sits head and scalping above Head Or Shoulders!

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

For an explanation of the explanation please talk to the Shaving Cream.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

This is pure poetry.

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