You’re looking a little dry in the knees…

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?

No! It’s Bidet san.

Sprinkle the flaps girls.

Just piss in your own pocket.

What a strange sport.

This model does not use water. It uses high pressure compressed air.

So! If you hear a strange high-pitched sound, it is probably some c— whistling.

This one doesn’t shake off the last drops chasps. It squeezes it dry like a toothpaste tube.

Just add water.

Then crap your hands.

Watering oneself is called Pissy Selfie.

… and while you’re at it, go fertilise yourself.

I used to do that, but I’m not sure I remember how. I’m a bit rusty.

After midnight, gremlins should disregard this message.

Proving the widely held Japanese notion that all Gaijin have the cognitive capacity of a potted plant.

Edit: Scratch the “after midnight”.
I got the rules confused.

OK, but I’d like a whisky for my horse.

The person who made the sign is a little squirt.

Well, you are part of the family tree.

Step 1: Face the wind.

CAUTION: Please water others politely and always apologize for incontinence

– Look Ma, hot pants!

For the dew it yourself types.

Robert Plant’s help takes the day off.

But you already told me that I’m all wet!

They even provided towels to clean up the mess. What service!

I’m pretty sure a single tissue won’t be enough for drying yourself after a shower…

You’re such a hoser!

…except you, Aquaman.

I watered myself and now I smell like pee.

That’s what you do in the Male Piss Room.