You’re looking a little dry in the knees…
posted on 20 Feb 2017 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Michael Bradley.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.
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Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No! It’s Bidet san.
Sprinkle the flaps girls.
Just piss in your own pocket.
What a strange sport.
This model does not use water. It uses high pressure compressed air.
So! If you hear a strange high-pitched sound, it is probably some c— whistling.
This one doesn’t shake off the last drops chasps. It squeezes it dry like a toothpaste tube.
Just add water.
Then crap your hands.
Watering oneself is called Pissy Selfie.
… and while you’re at it, go fertilise yourself.
I used to do that, but I’m not sure I remember how. I’m a bit rusty.
After midnight, gremlins should disregard this message.
Proving the widely held Japanese notion that all Gaijin have the cognitive capacity of a potted plant.
Edit: Scratch the “after midnight”.
I got the rules confused.
OK, but I’d like a whisky for my horse.
The person who made the sign is a little squirt.
Well, you are part of the family tree.
Step 1: Face the wind.
CAUTION: Please water others politely and always apologize for incontinence
– Look Ma, hot pants!
For the dew it yourself types.
Robert Plant’s help takes the day off.
But you already told me that I’m all wet!
I’m pretty sure a single tissue won’t be enough for drying yourself after a shower…
You’re such a hoser!
…except you, Aquaman.
I watered myself and now I smell like pee.
That’s what you do in the Male Piss Room.