You know what, just go ahead…

Well whatever rocks your boat

And happy to float lanterns

– Do they float?’
– Float? Oh yes, indeed they do. They float!

It Stephen King

Of coarse you will still have to pay.

– B … But, Officer …
– Are you fine, Madam?

@ DNT: Is there a lantern floating in your pocket or are just fine to see me? 😉 😉 😉

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am: if anything is floating in my pocket, it isn’t fine, it’s pi$$ing rain!

What about floating violators?

I haven’t been feeling well lately. Better go float some lanterns.

It is much more fun to set your lover alight.

It also floats her boat most comprehensively.

‘Floating Lanterns Violators’ – is that a motorcycle club?

Hot chicks can get away with anything.

@Seventy2rd o clock 4:56 AM: We have a motorcycle club in Boston called The Moving Violations.

The Floating Lantern is a relative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Break this law and you get off light.

You mean 15 WON’T get you 20?

I have to wait for the float time to pass before I can buy a ticket…

Violators will be arrested by the Green Lanterns.

You will be schackled in a Thai prison, and have rice twice a day for the rest iof your life.

But, you be fine.

BASIL: ”This, Basil’s wife. This, Basil. This, smack on head.”
MANUEL: ”This … area!”

Aryan humour?

I’ve never heard that euphemism for farting before.

“We’ll punish you, of course, but it won’t be the death penalty.”

@A Non-Y Mouse: Good one!
I think it only applies when you light them.

@Big Fat Cat: And tried and punished by the Guardians?

In Communist Countries, you do not tell the commisseriat you are fine.

It tells you whether you are fine or not.

@ BFC 0742. Won’t work. Methane burns with a blue flane.

(BTW. If you are using CH4 as a biofuel, that is a way of checking whether you are getting “full” combustion. If the flame is any other colour be careful. You are either not getting complete combustion, {explosion hazard} or there are loads of impurities. {poisoning or suffocation hazard} So be careful, with any “new” technology comes different potential hazards, compared with the fuels we are used to.)

@Droll not Troll: I thought of that today and came back to add it, but you beat me to it.

She : Is that a Flashlight in your pocket?

He: Yes. But stop trying to turn by on by twisting the end.

Violators will be fine.
Prosecutors with be violated.

Fine. Let’s violate !