Waiter, oh never mind…

The flies ate too much curry, but they go good with chicken

Special ‘Sausage’ Dish comes with Gonorrhea Hot Spring Shrimp

A flied chicken is a chicken that has a fly. When it opens its fly, you can see its special sausage.

That’s just silly. It’s Spicy Flew Chicken.

Perhaps the flied chicken could be a special sausage dish

Am I supposed to eat the Chop Steak with Chop Sticks?

Spicy flied chicken goes well on a flied rice

Buy one get one flea.

All chicken dishes are passed by the health insector.

Special sausage dish includes Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

Chop Steak is prepared by karate experts

Special sausage dish may contain nuts.

With sausages and Haus special, am I in Deutschland or what?

Sauerbraten du jour. I hope.

The chicken flied in the window, so we killed it, spiced it and cooked it.

Meant to be eaten with chop-steaks

I recommend the Spanish Fly Chicken.

BFC 0431. You haf to make the das best of der wurst..

This is German/Chinese fusion cuisine.

The food is great. But the next day you want to invade Poland.

Waiter, there are no flies in my spicy chicken!

That’s FRIED chicken, you PLICK!!!

@Marum:

…and invade Czechoslovakia and annex Austria and occupy France and bomb Britain…

Mix item 1 and item 3 and you get Currywurst.
Flies extra: ₩10 apiece.

If you don’t like it, just shoe it out of the haus.

@Droll Not Troll:

So…we get to pick between Gonorrhea and The Flew?
Decisions, decisions…

Aha…flyswatting.

So THAT’S why that hotel needs shoes so desperately!

@Pete 0600. Ha, ha. Reminds me of the punchline of a very old and long joke.

Ie. OK! It’s fried rice you Gleek plick!

@Pete & Dnt.

The Egyptian Flu? = Soon to be a mummy.

@Pete. I was intending to say; ‘Invade Poland, and Manchuria.”

@Marum | 6:17 am: Thanks for the reminder! 🙂
Spicy Flied Chicken is the Flieday special.

@Marum | 6:22 am: … but no longer getting her pyramid.

Isn’t it odd how food and romance/seduction go together.

A romantic meal with your lady, often sets the wheels in motion for a great night, for both of you.
The only thing I can’t figure out in books, is how they can drink so much, and still perform.

@Marum 6:17:

Famous line from Lethal Weapon 3:

“That’s FRIED RICE you PLICK!!!”

@Marum 6:25:

…and Korea and China and Siberia and SE Asia and India and…you get the picture.

; – )

Has anyone noticed the fleurs-de-lis (well-known French symbols) to the left of every menu item in the photo? Therefore, it must be a knock-off French restaurant… but I still can’t wrap my head around what’s the German Haus Special doing there.

@Geo:

Baden-Wurttemberg/Alsace-Lorraine style (oh wait it’s Korea…never mind.)

@Geo 0847. Es ist die Bierhalle. Bier, Bier, und mehr bier.

German beer is not like Aussie beer. Das deutsches Reinheitsgebot, (purity laws) ensures (by law) that German beer dos not contain all the crap, our beers have added to them.

WARNING:: German beer is normally 8%+. It is great. Just make sure you book in somewhere nearby. PROST!

You know what they say [and by they I mean Eric Idle] about AMERICAN beer….it’s like making love in a canoe.

Hitler actually did send some equipment and vehicles to the Nationalist Chinese military forces before he decided to ally with the Japanese.

Hey where is the chicken?