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OMG, it’s Pedro!
Juan Moore Popsicle…
Photo courtesy of Miriam Solon.
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I keep my enemies on ice.
Mexican Soylent Green, wih jalapeño
The Spanish dub of a certain Disney movie.
Activo congelado.
@Huu Yuu 0403. I’ze maiden?
Juan Juan why you look so cold
Jusn what taco you here
Preservacion criognica
As the Ice Maiden said. “Inglés, su polla se siente como que se congeal.”
Available at Zombie Supermarket.
Somebody threw a Spaniard in the works.
Juan loved frozen burritos so much that he became one.
Why not? In Oz and NZ we have Icy Poles.
We could get him out with an ice spic.
Holy Guacamole!
That’s a nasty way tequila person!
Chile.
@DnT 0438. It is an even worse way Tequila Mockingbird
Is that the opposite of Mexican fried ice cream?
I wonder who their Target market is.
Buy 2 and get Juan free!
– Ice Coffee Ole, Sir?
muy auténtico!
– Waiter! There’s a shoe on my man!
adding ice to The Wall was a cool isea!
Available with a variety of fillings:
-Dulce de Leche
-Tamarindo
-Mamey
-Con Crema….
Are they free range? Just so I can be sure…
Camera failed to capture the freezer section to the left of it:
“Frozen Greek”
(e.g., yogurt)
On top shelf: Maduros
(oh…so THAT’S what happened to El Presidente Venezolano!)
Hombre Relleno
Solid proof that Eskimos are cannibals.
Es Hector Helado.
Los anticuchos de corazon de Juan,
¡ mi favorito !
TV dinners are out, Telemundo dinners are in.
We have found El Frozen One!
Don’t say we didn’t warm you!
…Also don’t say that we froze him either…
Ice cream?
No, but he certainly was screaming when they put him in there…
Juan fish sticks?
Frozen Hispanic:
His panic-stricken expression was frozen on his face when he literally became frozen.
♫Libre soy, libre soy
No puedo ocultarlo más
Libre soy, libre soy
Libertad sin vuelta atras
Qué más da, no me importa ya
Gran tormenta habrá
El frio es parte tambien de mí♫
When you’re in the mood for having a little Mexican for dinner…
Soylent Verde.
♫ One pill makes you larger
And Juan pill makes you freeze ♫
The signmaker must have just watched this movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul
Hispanic is waaayyy out of favor these days. Shouldn’t we call it “Latino”?
The cartels have found a new way to dispose of bodies…
When they offered to let him see the future by cryogenically freezing his body, he was not informed that it would some day be sold to a random person in the local supermarket prior to waking him up.