Just be honest with Math Bear

The number is one or is it two

Lets love numbers

Ave you Maria?

You can’t say it any number than this

If that is pedobear in disguise, he will say number 34.

These kindd of shirts ave a badd iddea

Let’s bear with #1!

That math bear is my imaginary number friend.

Basic math for iddeots.

If you say you love him, he may say “69”. 😈

– Number One?
– π!
– Number Two?
– How the hell should I know that?

Hey, kids, if it’s number 2, make sure you have a bear behind.

Ave a bear catto lic? Is the Pope sit in the woods?

– Hello, my name is Teddy and I’m a Homo se … umm … Sapiens!

Let him that hath child underwear count the number of the bear.

– We are the Knights Who Say Number.
– No! Not the Knights Who Say Number!
– 7.51417416!
– Aargghh!

Numb er as in more numb? or number as in I’ve got your?

69?

This bearly counts as affection.

“Will You Marry Me?”
“Negative 1.”
“Umm…”

“I” will say number, but “i” is a number.

10-4, good buddy.

Rommeo, Rommeao! Wherehow ave you, Rommeo?

Nein!

“I am Number Two.”
“WHO IS NUMBER ONE?”
“You are Number Six.”
“I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE BEAR!”

“The next man that makes a move, the bear gets divided by zero…”

Love is abstract but is 1love an abstract or concrete number?

Available only in size S/M

Math Bear? More like Pedo Bear.

I ain’t sayin’ he’s a gold digger…

RT’s was my favorite so far. I have a thought that builds off of that:
As a confident ace, math bear’s rejection power level is over NEIN-THOUSAND!!!!!!

@RT 0357. Neun?

My lady’s number was 6.5. Anything over that caused her to unlove me.

Sounds Complex to me, if not Imaginary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QYriWAF-U