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Just be honest with Math Bear

posted on 2 Mar 2016 in Clothing

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Iddeally, it’s a rational number.

Photo courtesy of B.
Child’s t-shirt found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

The number is one or is it two

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Lets love numbers

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ave you Maria?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You can’t say it any number than this

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

If that is pedobear in disguise, he will say number 34.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

These kindd of shirts ave a badd iddea

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Let’s bear with #1!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

That math bear is my imaginary number friend.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Basic math for iddeots.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you say you love him, he may say “69”. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Number One?
– π!
– Number Two?
– How the hell should I know that?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Hey, kids, if it’s number 2, make sure you have a bear behind.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Ave a bear catto lic? Is the Pope sit in the woods?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Hello, my name is Teddy and I’m a Homo se … umm … Sapiens!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Let him that hath child underwear count the number of the bear.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

– We are the Knights Who Say Number.
– No! Not the Knights Who Say Number!
– 7.51417416!
– Aargghh!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Numb er as in more numb? or number as in I’ve got your?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

69?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

This bearly counts as affection.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

“Will You Marry Me?”
“Negative 1.”
“Umm…”

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“I” will say number, but “i” is a number.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

10-4, good buddy.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Rommeo, Rommeao! Wherehow ave you, Rommeo?

RT
RT
10 years ago

Nein!

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

“I am Number Two.”
“WHO IS NUMBER ONE?”
“You are Number Six.”
“I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE BEAR!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“The next man that makes a move, the bear gets divided by zero…”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Love is abstract but is 1love an abstract or concrete number?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Available only in size S/M

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Math Bear? More like Pedo Bear.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I ain’t sayin’ he’s a gold digger…

kioku
kioku
10 years ago

RT’s was my favorite so far. I have a thought that builds off of that:
As a confident ace, math bear’s rejection power level is over NEIN-THOUSAND!!!!!!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@RT 0357. Neun?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

My lady’s number was 6.5. Anything over that caused her to unlove me.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Sounds Complex to me, if not Imaginary

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