Best lil fesfser in town. - Engrish.com

Best lil fesfser in town.

posted on 18 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

CHINECE-CALLIGRPHY-AND-PAINFING-FESFS

Two classes, same painfbrush.

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– FESFS?
– ROFL MAO!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I want to go painfing with Uncle Fesfster

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I prefer Greese Cullygarphy

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

For those with writing cramp

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Its all in the stroke

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

calligrphy: How to painfing fesfs in the chinece languge.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

This engrish is painfing to re[a]d.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The calligrphy is fine by me but I’ll pass on the pain fing. I don’t want to suffer for my art!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

chinece are what they call meece over there

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I wonder if the Chinephew does it the same way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Signs like these really fesf my pafience!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Trying to read this is a real pain in the fesfes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Approved by Sum Ting Pain Fing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Robinsn Chinece

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Painting feces?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Using Chinese paintbrush to write perfect Engrish will lead to mental illness.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I could never spell callingagroffeacagrfurry. So I invented the word “printing”.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@jjhitt. The have a 3D Printer for printing faeces. In my day w used to buy plastic chunders, and dog turds, at the novelty shops.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Whoever is responsible for prinfing this sign, fesf up!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

It’s so hard to find good FESFS these days.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I bought a Chinese paintbrush recently. All the effen bristles fell out.
Now I am incommunicado, and when I get out of it, I will demand a fesfund.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Well… at least they spelled “AND” right.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

I have painfing in my fesfs…need bloated flatulence cure!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Suffering from painfing fesfs?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr can help!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@jjhitt: Well, the old expression says you can’t polish it. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Filboid: Nice reference!
(For those who don’t get it, it’s from a movie “The Man With Two Brains”)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Fesf tee is titfeen dollars.

zankhana
zankhana
10 years ago

@Droll not Troll and jjhitt – I believe it was one Don Arden who coined the phrase ” you can’t polish a turd ” I would argue that may be true, at least you can roll it in gritter!!!! (glitter)

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Snack in the ‘tuck’ shop atfer fhe fest, anybody?

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