That’s it…closer.

Be a lifter not a leaner

Sure its not hookers allowed

Jump off the railing to be lethal.

Darkwing Duck says: “Let’s get dangerous”

Welcome to suicide balcony.

With Columbia School of Danger you can learn to be dangerous at your own pace in the comfort of your own home.

Don’t mess with me or I’ll lean on this railing, then you’ll be in real trouble!

I’m not sure if that stick figure means “No Being Cool” or “No Marlene Dietrich”.

They need to put a safety railing around this railing.

Stickman says “Dangerous is my middle leg.”

Chicks dig a bad boy.

A magic railing that confers super powers! Coming up in the next Marvel Superheroes movie!

There is a sign in the street warning for dangerous people falling.

Stay stop or stand back to be safe scared sissy.

For expremay dengerlus please run certainry through.

This certainly applies to many balconies on the Gold Coast (Qld. Aus.)
In the salt sea air, with regular SE winds, they are often attached with plain steel bolts. When I was a boy there, one had to paint the southern side of weatherboard houses 3 times, for ever once on the north side.

Fe2O3 anyone?

So! I cannot entertain my lover on the railing? I really thought I had found a position not mentioned in the Kama sutra.

AWWW!!

Livin’ on the edge

Kneeing invisible men in the groin strictly prohibited.

NOTE: And DON’T step your mind!

(by Master Yoda English translation is)

Can I do it to vomit?

Well, I’m also dangerous when someone steps or leans forward onto me!

Did Michael jackson try this?

Perhaps they are using reverse psychology. Maybe we should replace “Caution Wet Floor” signs with “Slide around and see what happens” signs.

live free or dive hard

-john woo

Ah, what good times would have I had, if signs gave me pickup tips back in the day…

– Look Ma, no hands!

Run away to be cowardice.

@72nd
Ansehen sie Mama keine Hans.

As Fritz said when he pushed his brother over the railing.