Fashion Underwear

I feel I’m not wearing any

Perhaps something in built

Happy New Wear!

This season, has 1 deepest missing. If it can the being found.

“Lets the wind take along” The underwear is very breezy because the fashion is based on “The Emperor’s New Clothes”.

This is the underwear that Sanjaybhai R. Turde uses. “have a brighter [phosphorus] more magnificent next[New] year”

Most people don’t think that the wind I am filled with
(and take along in the car) is a blessing.

Please enter a happy dreamland and buy my underware

Thank you, Underwear, but I don’t understand you.

Step 1: Underwear
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit

Let the wind blow through your underwear, but don’t show the decoration.

Yes. The wind from your rear is the sharpest thing on earth. It can go through your underwear, and your pants, and not leave a hole.

The secret is activated charcoal.

Possible Explanation:

has I deepest missing = Engrish true
lets the wind take along = OK if it’s not bottom wind
the being filled with blessing = beijing, not hong kong?
fills your happy dreamland = becomes crappy dreamland
will wish you to have a brighter more magnificent next year = thanx but I can’t change the quality and color of my poo

So: Let’s Wear with Wind!

All this and no hangover!

Let’s magnificence 2015!

That’s why I tie down my being filled with blessing!

Fashion Underwear is out in Hong Kong. Yellow umbrella to ward off the windy blessing is in.

Let the wind pass trough you bwautiful thigs in these fabulous lucky underpants: A dream and a blessing. Now with decoration!

When underwear gets this complicated, I’d rather go commando.

The underwear features a Zephyr Window:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyD95Hv7CU

I think they have cotton onto something….

Eat my underpants.

Actually, I change my underwear more often than once a year.

If your happy dreamland becomes too full, please to try plus size fashioning underwear!

I just bought this pair of underwear and I don’t want to wait for a brighter, more magnificent next year! I demand the wind fill my happy dreamland with blessing right damn now!