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Shiny Dog, Doubtful Restaurant

When only the best will do

I see its a sea dog

As seen in Disney’s “The shiny D.A.”

Rest In Pieces

Soylent brown.

Marie Curie’s dog. He’ll be like that for about 200,000 years.

Truth in advertising comes to the corner food truck.

Last Pollock joke that dog will ever tell.

1. Dog
2. Food

that was Fido’s before and after picture of him.

“How many calories is that Doggie in the Window” – Patti Page

Do you get a shiny dog if you polish it?

Your pet will wolf it down !

I don’t know about polishing dogs, but I’ve polished off, a few hundred feral cats in my lifetime.

Meanwhile in Korea…

Oh! I get it – POLAND

Hahahhahah. Polish Dog = Shiny Dog. 😎

Allow the Polish dogs to boil for 10 minutes. If you have smaller dogs, only boil for five minutes. This is a simple method of cooking the dogs without changing their natural flavor.
Eat with relish.

Waiter! There’s a hair in my….. Oh, never mind.

It’s a dog eat dog world.

and I thought this product was only available in China.

Satisfy your dog’s inner cannibal !

Cowznofski’s Extra Old Borscht – now with secret ingredient. Customers from Poland to Korea love it.

Is this mix for taking the dog for a wok?

Warning: May contain nuts.

His name was Friedo.

Hats off to today’s Comments!

sauceception… we need to go deeper!

so this is what the excel saga anime meant by using the dog as an emergency food supply

Don’t get too attached to your pet.

if you’re gonna translate “sauce” to “salsa” you need to translate “in” to “en” nevermind, too high a bar to set

Missing: One dog,
goes by name Kielbasa

I would say all these comments are in bad taste, but somehow I think the “dog” food probably is worse.

SHAME on the Poles to become the third nation after the Chinese and the Koreans !

Well, yeah, ocean fish can be just like a shiny dog sometimes…

It’s a ShinyDog within sauce, within salsa.. within a dream!

If you look closely you can see blackish tears streaming off the side of his eyes…Creepy. Unless that’s just his hair

dear junior, your beloved fido passed away.
p.s. enclosed are some delicious dog meat strips in gravy

Dogfish: the other white meat.

I did some small research and it’s not a Polish product. It’s a product of a German company: https://webshop.gimborn.de/oscommerce/index.php?cPath=29_30&osCsid=v9qekvacm3qie9ctp16kuaj641 Therefore, all your Polish jokes fall flat…