Chinese toilet for Scottish men?

So what’s that you’ve got on underneath there

Well put your penny in the slot then

What sign do they put up for Scottish ladies in Scotland?

I am not sure whether this is less confusing than “Memale” and “Fale”…
https://engrish.com/2014/04/because-she-male-sounded-insensitive/
https://engrish.com/2014/04/brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-sporks/

Maybe it’s a brothel.

An old spinster whom life had made mellow,
Bought a piece of real high class Bordello,
I am not she’d impart,
An incipient tart,
I’m just trying to meet the right fellow.

@DnT. Laddies and Lassies.

Who are you?
Och, I’m fine laddie. Hoo are you?

Wo!

Dammit. I had a feeling this was one of “those” places.

“Is that your Sporran.”

‘Och aye. D’ye noo ken wie a Sporran.’

“Well I tried to feed it a biscuit, and it bit me.”

Perhaps it should be, “Men?”

For men of the Fale persuasion.

Toilets at Eurovision 2014.

@Algernon. Is it Ok if I post my letters instead?

Something tells me they haven’t quite grasped the concept of ladyboys.

This facility is only for men carrying large triangles.

Would you like to toss me Caber?

@Marum | 6:28 am: I think you meant @BFC. I wasn’t there yet! 😉

Obviously the gentleman has doffed his top-hat.

Phwew! Who tossed a caber in here?

Q: What do you wear under that kilt?

A: Your mothers lipstick.

@DnT. She’s right mate. I’ll be fine after I take my medication. 🙄

Punch line Thursday:
“I don’a know where ya bin laddie, but I’m glad t’ see ya won first prize!”

Who Men?

– Mommy look, Men!

It’s for women without woe

Someone’s trying to bring American men and Chinese women together.

My vote for the Penultimate Engrish. So simple. So wrong.

I wonder what the other one says

Engrish can be such a drag.

@Auntie: I hope you misused the word penultimate! I’v seen no sign this site is about to end.

@ Marum: Does that “medication” have a picture of a white bear on the label? 😛

Approved by Wo Men

@DNT. Och laddie. Noo. It hae a wee deer.
Glenfiddich = Valley of the deer (Gaelic)

Exploding Scotsman defusing zone?

Don’t worry, DrollnotTroll-sama, Engrish is virtually endless, it seems!

Loo for the transgendered

Scottish people? The sign could easily be applied to Greeks as well. (Note their native costume!)

….and we’re still lost!