♫ Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s treads all about
(Shaft!)
Right on ♫
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
d) The Spermen.
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago
Attention Morons and Psychopaths: If you don’t have anyone to accompany you, you can go to the admin office on G/F to hire one during your pleasant trip in the elevator.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
NOTE: Not following, blind, pregnant hypertensive psychopaths suffering morons under 7 must not be accompanied.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– Mommy! I see playing in the car door!
algernon
10 years ago
Well just be careful of the morons and psycopaths
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
When morons and psychopaths are following people, it’s time to start worrying!
algernon
10 years ago
Morons are people too.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
No crossing the safety window, it isn’t Catholic.
Peter
10 years ago
Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6-7/8!
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
A moron and a psychopath walked into an elevator. The elevator driver asked “Are you two together?” The psychopath replied “No, we’re crazy, we just want to accompany each other”.
DrLex
10 years ago
Is “The Blind, the Pregnant, the Moron and the Psychopath” one of Sergio Leone’s lesser-known films?
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Naturally, rule 6 also applies to people who want to get pregnant in the elevator.
Stopchicks
10 years ago
Luckily for me, I’m just an idiot.
jjhitt
10 years ago
A pregnant woman, a blind guy, a moron and a psychopath got on an elevator together. The blind guy said “It’s OK, were going as far as the next joke.”
Frank Burns
10 years ago
Hi! I’m a psychopath. Want to go for a ride on the elevator with me?
Oh give me a car door
In the spirit of Mordor
Where the moron and psychopath play
(To tune of “where the buffalo roam, and accompanied with jumping.)
Sparky
10 years ago
Moron this later.
Dervrak
10 years ago
So does that mean if you are a blind, pregnant, moronic psychopath, who suffers from heart disease and hypertension, you need to be accompanied by a minimum of six people?
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago
Another variation on the fox, goat, and grain crossing the river puzzle.
Marum
10 years ago
Why can’t my local member ride in the lift with me?
Marum
10 years ago
This is like the first time I read the ad for a – Solar Powered Torch.
My first thought was; Why would you want a torch for in daytime?
Then sanity prevailed.
Kiobada
10 years ago
Ok. You are an armed security guard You have a blind person, a pregnant woman, a psychopath, and a moron sitting on top of a high building. You have io get them into the back of your lockable security van, to get them all to hospital. 1. You can’t leave the blind man alone on top of the building because he may fall off. 2. You can’t leave the moron alone for he will wander off, and get lost. 3. You can’t leave the pregnant woman alone because she is due to give birth shortly 4. You cant leave the… Read more »
Kiobada
10 years ago
Also I forgot. You can’t leave the moron alone with the pregnant woman because he would be no help if she started to give birth.
Kiobada
10 years ago
Oh also. You can only take a maximum of two people with you at any time
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
That’s why we are scared of the elevators
Chuck
10 years ago
Great ! I finally get to wear my “I’m with Stupid” shirt again !
Marum
10 years ago
“THE” moron.
You mean to imply, that they only have one in the whole of Japan.
Marum
10 years ago
I tried jumping up and down in a lift to see what would happen. It triggered the safety switch, and the lift stopped. Being an engineer I thought it would probably be a mercury Switch, like the “TILT” switch on a Pinball Machine. However, not so. It did not reset itself.
So I had to ring emergency service.
The good part was, I then lay down on the floor, and had 3/4 of an hour’s sleep, on the bosses time.
Casey83
10 years ago
I say let the morons go!
WildaBeast
10 years ago
Sorry, Dexter, I can’t let you on the elevator by yourself.
Auntie
10 years ago
China has too many rules, but the Commentors today had a field day!
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago
Curb your moron.
EffEff
10 years ago
I thought they were called politicians.
Teal Glue
10 years ago
Elevators: Normal People
Morons: The Stairs
Don
10 years ago
I do believe I will be taking the stairs.
sirpaulfan
10 years ago
But cripples ride for free!!
Lucano
10 years ago
My psychopath is a very good pet
Dag Kristiansen
10 years ago
Sounds like a great sequel to the good, the bad, and the ugly!
Audinac
10 years ago
I can just imagine travelling with all these in the elevator. Hey lady, move over! I can’t see! HELP! Oh my god I’m having contractions! Lets put a smile on that FACE!
kt
10 years ago
Always accompany the psychopath and they won’t be so psychopathicky
Hey! Morons have rights too!
♫ Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s treads all about
(Shaft!)
Right on ♫
d) The Spermen.
Attention Morons and Psychopaths: If you don’t have anyone to accompany you, you can go to the admin office on G/F to hire one during your pleasant trip in the elevator.
NOTE: Not following, blind, pregnant hypertensive psychopaths suffering morons under 7 must not be accompanied.
– Mommy! I see playing in the car door!
Well just be careful of the morons and psycopaths
When morons and psychopaths are following people, it’s time to start worrying!
Morons are people too.
No crossing the safety window, it isn’t Catholic.
Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6-7/8!
A moron and a psychopath walked into an elevator. The elevator driver asked “Are you two together?” The psychopath replied “No, we’re crazy, we just want to accompany each other”.
Is “The Blind, the Pregnant, the Moron and the Psychopath” one of Sergio Leone’s lesser-known films?
Naturally, rule 6 also applies to people who want to get pregnant in the elevator.
Luckily for me, I’m just an idiot.
A pregnant woman, a blind guy, a moron and a psychopath got on an elevator together. The blind guy said “It’s OK, were going as far as the next joke.”
Hi! I’m a psychopath. Want to go for a ride on the elevator with me?
Oh give me a car door
In the spirit of Mordor
Where the moron and psychopath play
(To tune of “where the buffalo roam, and accompanied with jumping.)
Moron this later.
So does that mean if you are a blind, pregnant, moronic psychopath, who suffers from heart disease and hypertension, you need to be accompanied by a minimum of six people?
Another variation on the fox, goat, and grain crossing the river puzzle.
Why can’t my local member ride in the lift with me?
This is like the first time I read the ad for a – Solar Powered Torch.
My first thought was; Why would you want a torch for in daytime?
Then sanity prevailed.
Ok. You are an armed security guard You have a blind person, a pregnant woman, a psychopath, and a moron sitting on top of a high building. You have io get them into the back of your lockable security van, to get them all to hospital. 1. You can’t leave the blind man alone on top of the building because he may fall off. 2. You can’t leave the moron alone for he will wander off, and get lost. 3. You can’t leave the pregnant woman alone because she is due to give birth shortly 4. You cant leave the… Read more »
Also I forgot. You can’t leave the moron alone with the pregnant woman because he would be no help if she started to give birth.
Oh also. You can only take a maximum of two people with you at any time
That’s why we are scared of the elevators
Great ! I finally get to wear my “I’m with Stupid” shirt again !
“THE” moron.
You mean to imply, that they only have one in the whole of Japan.
I tried jumping up and down in a lift to see what would happen. It triggered the safety switch, and the lift stopped. Being an engineer I thought it would probably be a mercury Switch, like the “TILT” switch on a Pinball Machine. However, not so. It did not reset itself.
So I had to ring emergency service.
The good part was, I then lay down on the floor, and had 3/4 of an hour’s sleep, on the bosses time.
I say let the morons go!
Sorry, Dexter, I can’t let you on the elevator by yourself.
China has too many rules, but the Commentors today had a field day!
Curb your moron.
I thought they were called politicians.
Elevators: Normal People
Morons: The Stairs
I do believe I will be taking the stairs.
But cripples ride for free!!
My psychopath is a very good pet
Sounds like a great sequel to the good, the bad, and the ugly!
I can just imagine travelling with all these in the elevator. Hey lady, move over! I can’t see! HELP! Oh my god I’m having contractions! Lets put a smile on that FACE!
Always accompany the psychopath and they won’t be so psychopathicky
But if someone has to accompany Rob Ford that could very well push the occupancy weight past the limit.
But….but….but, I LIKE touching the operational parts!!
Please do not leave morons unattended. All unattended morons will be brought into custody.
Sir?… SIR!!! This is your last warning! Stop treading the shaft door!