Got feelings?

No thanks, last time I compared with past milk I got severe diarrhea.

I never relish the feelings of weighing 300 lbs from drinking high fat calorie milk.

It’s half-past milk already and I still haven’t found a place to keep all those calories.

Forget the milk. Drinking feelings is better for your heart.

Past milk is better than failt milk.

Express your feelings.
We need the milk.

Is that the milk you’ve passed that gives it its lightness

Comes by the litre

Better past milk than past gas.

@jjhitt: or vice-versa. 😉

I get my fresh drinking feelings from vodka.

I prefer to relish the low-fat milk of human kindness. More feelings.

Hmm. My wife must drink the old-style milk.
When she wanted a new car recently, she wanted a Porsche. Trying to talk her out of it, she said: “I don’t care what it is, but it has tio go from 0 -100 in under 6 seconds.”
So I bought her an Hyundai i20 and a set of bathroom scales.

I remember the previous milk – it was so nasty.

CAUTUON: Best until present milk

@72rd. Clever boy! It was so long ago too. Obviously did not affect your memory. 😎

Comes packaged in the new, miracle, go anywhere, self-propelled container.

………………..TITS…………………….

Its getting it out that’s the problem.
The owners of the containers, can be most recalcitrant

Recalcitrant; Mng3 = Difficult to deal with or operate.

That’s the problem. They don’t come with an Operators Manual.

Best before 07. 14.
NAH
Best before SEX.

Translation for Kiwis
Sex is the hour after five and before seven.
Six is sumpin you do in bid.

Got feelings?

I see the random word generator is working again . . .

Fresh low-fat milk with relish is best if used by last week. Feel the calories!

It’s the milk of the future – today!

I’ve tried milk mixed with relish before. It ended badly.

How would you like your Asses’ milk Cleopatra, pasteurised?

Nah! Just up to me boobs.

Better relish the low-fat milk of fresh drinking by calorie keeping from compared with futureurised milk

Please don’t ask about my feelings on last milk, let alone compare them with my current milk. It still hurts Me and I don’t want to relish them no more.

My milk is kind of shy about sharing its feelings…

But this isn’t relish, it’s milk!

Sure, if you teach me how.