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What front or back
Always charmed after the feeling
It isn’t every day you get an invitation like that!
If the “Feel It” is 8 inches higher, I would do so!
@BFC: If the “Feel It” was 8 inches LOWER, I would do so!
Welcome to America. Can I help you with your mischief?
♪ ♫
See me,
Feel me,
Touch me… ♪ ♫
Can I feel two mischievous places at once? Do I get twice the charm for that?
Excuse me, miss, would you like a hand? 😈
You know if she’s dressed like that she wants it.
I fell it when I’m selfish, and usually….alone.
‘So in summary, Your Honour, I was merely doing as her t shirt advised…’
“They’re always after my lucky charms.”
She’s selfish, so there’s a small charge before you can feel it.
Those mischievous Japanese female tourists …
I was always told it was naughty to be selfish.
Is this what they were warning me about ?
I hope there isn’t a time limit.
Miss Chief of Miss Urine
@Sparky: The line forms to the left.
satisfaction 100% guaranteed: if you are not fully satisfied, rip off the shirt and stick it on someone who gets charmed easily
If I plug in first, can I hear it in stereo?
I’m a selfish altruist.
I steal from the rich to give to the poor.
But I take 75% commission.
(Actually. That’s far less then the “administrative” expenses of most charities). 🙁