Looking your eyes

Believe me, you don’t accidentally want to walk into a room with someone slrrping someone else’s arnis.

OK.. you can touch my shin, but I’m not into you messing with my arnis.

♫ Wrrk like an Egyptian. ♫

If you’re so dang wise, how did you end up full of buckshot?

Yes, youre!

Shin fetish; Shintaoism.

I suddenly have a craving for Swiss cheese.

Is that the Lewinski blue dress?

I generally love to touch someone’s ‘front part of the leg from the knee to the ankle’, but I have rrally pleasurr slrrping aftrr I look a little highrr

Prease Prease Me.

Part of the Fatal Attraction clothing line coming this spring.

Helvetica Smallpox Bold

Lou Costello, Lou Reed, Lou Rawls, Lou Piniella.
So many different ways to be Louing you.

louing you
is easy because
yourebeautiful

Youre Yes
Im No

I m just unwise. I am not an armpit smeller.

Looking your eyes at me makes me uncomfortable to you

Falling aslrrp in your arnis makes me feel strong pleasurr…

Shin Shin Hooray!

The spelling is prrfect! Can someone tell me what is an arnis?

Wisdom: 3

this Slrrpy taste like arnis

Would someone prease pass the tossed salad?!

Sleeping with the armies??

How many men in a battalion?

Preased to meet you.

Thank you. I am sizing you up for a shin transplant.

You have such rovery brown eye.

Sleeping with your Armies?

How many men in a battalion?

@ A Non-y Mouse. Dirty boy! you should not be looking up her shin.

@pasdrole. Solly Sir. We just tossed it.

As the prostitute said: “Thank you sir. It’s been bussnss doing pleasurr with you.”

♫She cocked an eye at me,
I cocked an eye at her,
And there we both did sit,
As cock-eyed as can be♪

One arnis slrrpy please, Apu! And a teabag toffee to go.

BEWARE. I have a Black Belt in Arnis. I can kill a person with my bare feet.
Last time three hoods picked me , they beat the piss out of me , while I was taking my shoes off.

@Garst. It is a Fiipino form of Martial Arts. See Kombatan.

It also could be a drink – like Ouzo. 😉

It will give you an Aanisethetic.

When you hear that slrrping sound, you know you’ve hit the bottom of the barrel.

Now I lay me down to slrrp.
Excuse me if I need to brrp.

Looking you’re yes or Looking your eyes? Just kick my shins and love me prease.

I want to be Louing you, but Lou didn’t want to get involved.

Slurping your arnis sounds a worry

From ”Ode To A Sniall Lunip Of Green Putty I Found In My Arnipit One Midsuninier Morning”

People who design T-shirts like these are a pain in the arnis.

I’m fine with you touching my shins, because I have shin pads. But slurping my anus?

I don’t Arnis on the first date

How do you measurr that pleasurr?

Somebody has taken their fandom for indie-rock band The Shins to the next level.