Tao Te Rope

I bet he does make trouble by hanging around.

Sou you can travel here by microwave also.

The crater parking lot is for Ford Meteors only.

So, the crater in the parking lot was caused by a minibus crashing from a rope?

I can’t wait until Heisei 15

One can make trouble but can never learn the ropes

There must have been some serious potholes

the rope is maintained by a teenager because he makes trouble

This I’ve got to see.

Warning: nanobus may disappear in crater due to tiny size.

Wonderful suspension is seen by least.

ROPEWAY ENTRANCE

Meh, not impressed. You call that trouble? Next time use an RTD bus, and don’t just do it vicariously.

Now that’s what I call a troublemaker

WARNING

Maintenance in progress
Inconvenience cause not regretted
Any inconvenience caused is much appreciated

Please understand that I will throw rocks and excrement at your head and call you names. Thank you for your understanding.

So he was involved in the Troubles, too ?

Hey look-a dope on a rope!

I am vicariously executing the guy who made this sign.

♫♪Trouble
Oh trouble can’t you see
You’re fixing my rope a way
And there’s no parking lot left for me

Signed, Ted Kaczynski

I took a “Soap on a Rope” into the shower, but I couldn’t find anything to hang it on.

Then I discovered that I had already brought something.

It was no trouble at all.

BEWARE THE IDES OF HEISEI.

I understand that you make trouble, it’s the rest of it that I don’t understand.

As seen in ‘Maintenance of the Ropes’

Heisei 15 is 2003! This must be Engrish.com’s oldest, most retro posting ever. (Auntie snarks: “Why not post some I have recently sent in?”). This one is pretty amazing, though.

Signor. Let me make you an offer you can’t refuse.

If you make trouble for me, I will vicariously execute your whole family instead of you.

Signed: Don Corleone.

A schizo young Jap named Lee,
Caused trouble vicariously,
Though as mad as a hatter,
When advised of the matter,
He said: I’m sorry. ‘Twas another of me.

Man, I just got my maintenance license suspended, I tried to tell the officer “please understand that I make trouble”, but he didn’t understand.

@Droll not Troll: Would there be room for a Ford Galaxie in that parking lot?

So is this some sort of Japanese hardcore automotive bondage thing?

You can always tell troublemakers by their use of multiple hyphens.

I… I just don’t even know. No pun this time.

“Rope? No way!?”
“Way…”

Hey say 15th, they say 9th, I say 13th… Nobody understand organisation!
They want to make trouble, well I make trouble with people who make
a trouble!!

*He say 15th

I will execute you with a rope vicariously.

@EffEff: How could you fit a galaxy in a crater? Maybe a Mercury Comet.

That’s one hell of a way to fix a suspension bridge.

@DnT.

Aber, mehere Volkswagen wollen.

@Droll not Troll: Ok, a comet would fit, but not the planet Mercury. 🙂

Damn right you make trouble!