Tao Te Rope

Tao Te Rope

posted on 5 Mar 2014 in Signs

Now I don’t have to look for trouble

Photo courtesy of Tom Newhall.
Found near Mt. Aso, near Beppu Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I bet he does make trouble by hanging around.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Sou you can travel here by microwave also.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The crater parking lot is for Ford Meteors only.

SF
SF
10 years ago

So, the crater in the parking lot was caused by a minibus crashing from a rope?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I can’t wait until Heisei 15

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

One can make trouble but can never learn the ropes

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

There must have been some serious potholes

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

the rope is maintained by a teenager because he makes trouble

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This I’ve got to see.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Warning: nanobus may disappear in crater due to tiny size.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Wonderful suspension is seen by least.

ROPEWAY ENTRANCE

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Meh, not impressed. You call that trouble? Next time use an RTD bus, and don’t just do it vicariously.

Ocelot
Ocelot
10 years ago

Now that’s what I call a troublemaker

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING

Maintenance in progress
Inconvenience cause not regretted
Any inconvenience caused is much appreciated

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Please understand that I will throw rocks and excrement at your head and call you names. Thank you for your understanding.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

So he was involved in the Troubles, too ?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Hey look-a dope on a rope!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I am vicariously executing the guy who made this sign.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

♫♪Trouble
Oh trouble can’t you see
You’re fixing my rope a way
And there’s no parking lot left for me

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Signed, Ted Kaczynski

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I took a “Soap on a Rope” into the shower, but I couldn’t find anything to hang it on.

Then I discovered that I had already brought something.

It was no trouble at all.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BEWARE THE IDES OF HEISEI.

Klutz Lament
Klutz Lament
10 years ago

I understand that you make trouble, it’s the rest of it that I don’t understand.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

As seen in ‘Maintenance of the Ropes’

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

Heisei 15 is 2003! This must be Engrish.com’s oldest, most retro posting ever. (Auntie snarks: “Why not post some I have recently sent in?”). This one is pretty amazing, though.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Signor. Let me make you an offer you can’t refuse.

If you make trouble for me, I will vicariously execute your whole family instead of you.

Signed: Don Corleone.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

A schizo young Jap named Lee,
Caused trouble vicariously,
Though as mad as a hatter,
When advised of the matter,
He said: I’m sorry. ‘Twas another of me.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Man, I just got my maintenance license suspended, I tried to tell the officer “please understand that I make trouble”, but he didn’t understand.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Would there be room for a Ford Galaxie in that parking lot?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

So is this some sort of Japanese hardcore automotive bondage thing?

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

You can always tell troublemakers by their use of multiple hyphens.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

I… I just don’t even know. No pun this time.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

“Rope? No way!?”
“Way…”

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Hey say 15th, they say 9th, I say 13th… Nobody understand organisation!
They want to make trouble, well I make trouble with people who make
a trouble!!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

*He say 15th

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I will execute you with a rope vicariously.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@EffEff: How could you fit a galaxy in a crater? Maybe a Mercury Comet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
10 years ago

That’s one hell of a way to fix a suspension bridge.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT.

Aber, mehere Volkswagen wollen.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Ok, a comet would fit, but not the planet Mercury. 🙂

Enclave
Enclave
10 years ago

Damn right you make trouble!

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