Exercise average caution

So no nearing and watch crash

Hullabaloo abounds

I’m appropriately concerned.

Major Hazard is here to see you, general. He brings news of Private Insecurity.

Best I can tell, I either have to watch for stalactites, or a javelin is about to fall on my head.

Always remove the ball rack before starting a game of pool.

Major Warning!

– Private! Do not enter the Danger!

General Warming coming soon

Please obey Murphy’s Law.

Colonel Klink’s immediate superior

@Ageless:
Private Property!

The Joint Chiefs: General Failure, Major Caution and General Danger.

[This is a shirt if I ever saw one.]

27 Exclamation Point Fatalities On This Path Last Year
Please Walk Safely

part of the homeland security advisory system:

NO NEARING
terroristings

WATCH CRASH
especial in korea

GENERAL DANGER
be the afraid

FALL CAREFULLY
you may fall of a terrorist

LOSE HEADWAY
low terrorist use handrail

This Sign Up

Specific Danger is prohibited

General Danger may lead to Major Pain.

Danger is my middle rank.

Beware of the usual stuff

Feral generals have been seen lurking nearby. Keep your car doors locked.

First mile marker on the Highway to the Danger Zone

Danger, Falling Rocks, of unspecified sizes

-So, I don’t have to be worried about being gored by rampaging rabid unicorns?
-No, that’s a very specific and remarkable danger.

This man’s Army:
General Danger
Major Disaster
Captain Crash
Lieutenant Trouble
Corporals Chaos and Mayhem.

Violators will receive Corporal Punishment.

This is actually a sign for the parking spot of General Wéixiǎn, China’s most bold and reckless general

it will be avery long sentence

Private Snafu was always in General Danger because he was Major Lee Stupid.

Generally speaking, if you will.

Wow, Carlos Danger rose through the ranks pretty fast!

Somehow I’m sure Florida Man will be involved.

Thank fast, Granny!

Let your free floating anxieties go wild!

We’d explain, but by the time we’d finished, you’d be dead anyway.

Welcome to Anti-Zen Land.

Whatever you’re doing, stop it right away.

注意　= chuu.i pay attention
安全 = an.zen safety, security

In Japanese, anyway. It’s a very common sign meaning “Please pay attention for your own safety”. Indeed, it is simply a general warning. Therefore, “general danger” and existential hilarity ensues.

You could fall down and break your random.

If you ignore General Danger, you will face Corporal Punishment and Major Discomfort by Ryan’s Privates.

General Danger Vs. Interceptor.
Challenge accepted by both.

– Name and rank?
– Colon’ Nearing, Sir!

So slip carefully!

CAUTION
Specific Anger ahead !

I knew the Chinese had some reason to believe life was a game of Grand Theft Auto.. but this is ridiculous.

I think I’ll leave now