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No parking
Don’t ask us we won’t let you anyway
Once its in, you can prohibit all you like.
You are welcome without permission!
Two desperate young lovers decided to have a “quickie” under their parked 4WD wagon.
After a while they are interrupted by a policeman. Who says: “Driver. You have not put on your handbrake.”
The bloke replies; ‘How do you know?’
Policeman: “It rolled away ten minutes ago, and I have thousand witnesses here to prove it.”
All your site are belong to it!
– Who is it?
– Zen!
Maybe we should stay out of site until it leaves.
Also. Your reversing camera will have its lens poked out.
Does it prohibit it strictly or is it just happy to see us?
And we and it will be issued a site-ation.
The first character on the second line seems emphatic.
The “4HE”, looks like they have 4 tons of high-explosive to enforce the rule.
Ah! But what is “it”.
This is a burial site. Parking here is a grave mistake.
It is Pennywise the Dancing Clown!
This is a site for sore eyes.
@Marum: “It” must be a toad. As in- “Authorised parking only. All others will be toad.”
If you park here, you may take a brown paper bag to the office, to collect the remains of your car.
Shortly, it has us decline
Site is the new Honda SUV and it has the Auto-park function. They are being recalled to be reprogrammed.
It signs the citation and it appears in traffic court or it gets the hose again.
It is made at here!
“We arrive in a site and it parks without permission”
Sounds like my neighborhood all right…
Angel parking only.
All others can go to hell.
WARNING: In case it dogs, It prohibits it strictly without permission, punishes it, removes it and parks
Rule don’t apply to it.
ERROR 404
No Understanding at Any Time.
We are not amused.
What a hypocritical site! Parking without permission and then not strictly not allowing you to do so. I would never go to that site again!
then it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again
And then it puts on the lotion.
It puts the turtlewax on its tin, else it gets the hose again.