Dog still humping your leg?

Careful where you put your leg.

Ah the Bernardi principal.

– Mommy! My goldfish wants to kiss me!

No spaying or neutering in this clinic!

Lusty pet is eating too much ilon.

They encourage littering.

Yes, I know it’s spotted in Japan. I can see the spots.

CAUTION: Slippery when vet

That’s where you must go if it lasts for more than 4 hours.

A friend of mine had a miniature Fox Terrier. It was an absolute embarrassment. It would chock anything with a hole in it, that was incautious enough to stand in one place for more than 2 seconds.

So he had it fixed. Even that did not stop it. :blushing:

DO NOT GLITTER

I said I feel rotten inside, not rottweilers!

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s when my canary keeps pecking at my crotch!

Grow a bigger and firmer Schnauzer

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the US by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.” “That’s odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one. The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to… Read more »

I hope that’s just pee on the sign.

The dog’s name is Landy.

It’s actually animal-assisted sex therapy.

This reminds me of an older Garfield comic where Jon and Garfield are seeing Liz the vet, and Jon won’t stop hitting on her…

Jon: (talking through Liz’s stethoscope) Excuse me doctor, but what do you prescribe for an animal madly in love?

Liz: I usually prescribe neutering.

The receptionist is hot and lusty.

Pussy Galore’s favourite store

Oh I worry about that hot, handsome vet !

Interestingly, the Japanese katakana characters on the sign do in fact say “Lusty Pet Clinic.” …Or it could be “Rusty,” but I doubt this is a repair shop for robotic pets. Anyway, my guess is that someone looked up the word “genki” in an Japanese->English dictionary and thought the possible translation of “lusty” sounded good.
[Genki doesn’t really translate to a specific English word; it basically means being healthy, feeling good, having a good well-being, but can also be extended to mean lusty/horny.]

@mickeygreeneyes: Could be worse, it could be a cocker spaniel. 😛

The clients just keep on coming.

Dissatisfied customers have a bone to pick with the owner.