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Where Indian babies come from?
posted on 21 Oct 2013 in Toys
I wish I had a little Indian in me…
Photo courtesy of Mark Cormier.
Indiana Jones bootleg toy found in Costa Rica
(likely imported from China).
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Not a tart
Tonto had it.
Hi ho Silver
Country vs. Indian’s punk
Warning: May contain Lascar seamen.
The Indians are coming! The Indians are coming!
Also called ‘Crème Fatale’. You can get some in one of those Hair Saloons at dawn.
Indian is made at here!
With that delicious, creamy Navaho center.
Inspired by ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Spunk’
The cowboys like shooting Indian women with their big guns.
All vulgar entries, spem, etc. will be shot.
I remember reading that the Mary Tyler Moore show was based on a play that took place in the 1870s, involving a newspaper editor and a young native American woman breaking into reporting. But I had no idea there was a line of toys based on that.
My girlfriend came up to bed the other night and said, ‘I want something 10 inches long and full of spunk.’
‘No froblem,’ I replied and gave her one of my socks from under the bed!
Side product of Harris on Ford
Not tonight Krishna, I have a headache.
@algenon. Did you know Kemo Sabe means stupid.
One of the Gods came down and had a great night with an Earth-woman.
Realizing the next day that he had not introduced himself, and feeling remorseful, he returned to Earth.
He found the young lady and said: “By the way. I’m Thor.”
She said. ‘YOU’RE THOR! I CAN’T EVEN PITH!!!
CAUTION: Keep out of children.
Q. Why is the Indian navy like a used condom?
A. It’s full of useless seamen.
So “spunk” doesn’t just mean “bold and courageous” any more? I feel so old…next I’ll probably find out gay means something other than being really happy.
@Lora. Don’t try to get to the “end of the rainbow” then.:)
This Italian bloke goes into a Bank, for a home Loan.
The bloke on the information counter says to him: “I’ll get the loan arranger.”
The Italian bloke replies: “And hi a ho a Silver to you a too!”
@Lora Bad is good. Cool is hot.
…Now common merchandise? Boy, no wonder they grow so much…
“… swaller these warts.”
contains small parts, may be a choking hazard
pimping for native americans ain’t easy…
you know how hard it is to properly send a smoke signal to a new girl without the wind blowing it to your girlfriend?!?
Do ya feel lucky, spunk? Well do ya?
Got any Indian in you?
This was found in the alternative ending to “The Indian In The Cupboard”
Just what you want under the Christmas tree.
For the spunk, he took off the mask!
You had me at “Indian Spunk”