Repairs the D!

So it appears beautiful woman need to be bought down a notch or two

Damaged goods

Destructions:

– Wash the water
– Repair separately
– Do not tumble D

I think I damaged my D by reading this.

NEVER intentionally damage the D!
…or the double-D!

Damage & Gabanna happens

Why is it that whenever I try to taste the feeling that bosom oldly revive I end up damaging the beautiful woman presents with crude and uncivilized life feeling?

Oldly reviving old customs with one’s bosom must be the new vogue fad spring breeze.

JUST D IT.

When I taste the feeling that bosom, it makes me embellish in my jeans.

50% cotton
30% spring breeze
20% water

Warning: Failure to switch off jeans before installing fresh D cells in the pocket size position may damage the beautiful woman.

– Got any D-shirts?

Coke. Go together with the line and taste the feeling!

Wouldn’t ya know it. The only thing I understand here is “feeling that bosom.”

I thought I was having a crude and uncivilized life feeling once, but the Doctor said it was just gas….

That explains why the ancient Greek civilization collapsed – They started wearing jeans

Uncivilized life feeling has ruined a lot of my jeans.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

There is something in my pants. I can’t tell if it’s a boat or grandma’s boobs, but it’s something like that.

Resident to med students on rounds:
“The patient is a beautiful woman who presents with crude and uncivilized life feeling. Diagnosis?”

Med student #1: “Was her D intentionally damaged?”

Wash the craft of water? Wash the style of water? That water must be really dirty if they have to keep washing it. (Or perhaps it’s dehydrated water.)

Is that the vogue fad of water in the jeans or are you just happy to see me?

“Taste the feeling that bosom oldly revive old customs”

“Taste the feeling that bosom oldly revive old customs” Slogan of Ye Olde Breastfeeding Advocacie Groupe.

Beyoncé, used to have me embellishing my jeans.

An Import/ Export company?
Are we sure this isn’t just some sort of Chinese spy code?

Mu Tai meet Xin Tai. Belt jeans in crotch. Get uncivilized life feeling.

Is that a D in your jeans or just an embellishment?

If that is a bottle of beer you have in your jeans….May I have a drink?

Ah 007! This letter is in code.
It is the launch plans for the latest Chinese ICBM.
If you can’t memorize it, we will tattoo it on your tits.

Reviving the old custom of feeling the bosom, will get you 1 – 5.
Embellishing the jeans will get you 15.

I do not mind the beautiful woman having several uncivilized life feelings, while I am romantically embellishing her one space. As long as she doesn’t scream too loudly. My Townhouse has very thin walls.

Well, that about sums it up!

Pocket size position? Is that what happens if the classic meets by chance romantically?

Inspired by my bosom, my husband decided to meet with me romantically and revive an old custom. He put his D in my pocket size position, I had a crude and uncivilized feeling for nine months, and now we have a baby.

Call me cruel and uncivilized but I’m not into your fad spring breezes. Give me the oldly old customs days. If the D aint broke don’t fix it.

Before – 😀

After intententional damage – :O

Unintentional emoticon !

Anything less would be uncivilized……………..life feeling.

Taste the feeling.

Confucian psychiatrist say: beautiful woman presents with crude and uncivilized life feeling.

That old woman intentionally damaged my D! How uncivilized!

Quit playing pocket size position, we’re in public!

I’ve tried to repair the D, but I have unintentionally damaged the beautiful woman presents. Now I have a crude and uncivilized life feeling.

That bosom oldly revive my……something. Even if she damaged, crude and uncivilized, she still beautiful.

This beautiful woman is damaged. Can I get another?