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No kids, no sh*t
Its a decorative toilet
Sounds like a dare to me.
Dump kids. They’re good for nothing anyway.
No papper in the crapper!
Exactly how many kids will fit in this toilet? I need to know before I start dumping them.
I hope you’ve made twenty copies of this.
I would have got away with putting papper in the toilet bow if it hadn’t been for you dump meddling kids!
How to make a toilet bow: Pee with the sun at just the right angle.
If you put Any thing in toilet bow, it block Plumb ing.
Never Never? Blame Peter Pan.
And don’t come to my bangolow.
You know what they say; **it happen. Your argument is invalid.
I Am run out of pepper any way
Will you fix the toilet if I dump some kids?
Just a curiosity… 😈
Toilet bow must stay clean and arrow
Kids are so dump.
And no crappage patch kids either.
Dump kids? is that like “dropping the kids off at the pool”?
Does that include Thing 1 and Thing 2?
Never Say Never
PS: I am Apollo Gize for the In Continence
The toilet bow fires +1 arrows, save vs Spell to avoid 1d6 E. coli damage.
– Mommy! Where’s the toilet arrow?
Let’s now watch them ‘load the bow’. Extrement hooligans.
Well, Compost happens!
Don’t put anything in the toilet stern, either. It’s bad enough that we’re using it as a boat!
But toilet paper does such a good job at wiping my ass! Children move too much to properly wipe my ass with.
You tell ’em Chang.
This sign… it’s going in the toilet
Fine, just don’t complain when you find what I left in the sink.
Dump Kids got to dump. It’s what we do.
@Lora: The obvious place to throw toilet papper has to be the..
😎
…..poop deck.
Dump kids are the worst.
Rotten dump kids…
Always they ruin my wonderful bowl of toilet.
Horrible they…
This is Home Depot all over again… At least they have a sign this time
So I suppose papper trowel is also a definite no no? That would be really dump.
Do you listen to mee, not disturb here to come in my toiletbowl, I am call police catch you, understand, ok.
I hate all of you!