Listen up: these are good

1000 island dressing?

Just don’t swallow at once.

Also remember: the Communist Party is very popular too!

This is a public service announcement. You will like this food. End of announcement.

Nothing tastes like truck

You needed to be told this.

Improve your diet by learning effective ways to communicate with your snacks.

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Well, I’ll never eat that jumper cake again…

But I can’t think and chew at the same time.

Hey, stop looking out that window or I’ll give you ten knuckle cracks with my trusty steel-edged ruler, punk! — Sister Mary Tony Soprano

Go ahead, I’m all tongues.

It’s hot!
Looks hot or tastes hot?

Pay attention. Made from orange juice. Concentrate.

Just pay attention to the popular taste, don’t worry about the price and ingredients.

I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.

Talk about food meaning business!

…but it’s subtle.

You’ll eat it and like it.

…and it’s all protein which is good for you.

Achtung! You will like Hitler brand corn chips…or else!

No mister package, if it becomes popular, it’s no longer special!

Ve hav vays of making you enjoy.

This product is endorsed by The Totalitarian Chip Company of Beijing..

Elvin and the Chipnazis.

“Excuse me. Are you the fish fryer?”

‘No. I’m the chip monk.’

BOOM, BOOM .

Served with special square chopsticks.
Because we have cornered the market.

what’s that swirly looking thing on the package?
*becomes hypnotized* THE SPECIAL TASTE IS POPULAR…

Once tasted, you would never want to eat anything else less popular than this. Promise!

HEY, YOU! EAT THIS!