Friendly elevator reminder

Friendly elevator reminder

posted on 9 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

No nakeds, Elevator STD too!

Photo courtesy of Xiamara Hohman.
Found in a dormitory in Jinhua, Zhejiang, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Get noticed get civilisation

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

No riding, elevator goes up too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

There’s a movie about it, I think it’s ”Married with Elevators”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t paste in the elevator. Stick it where the sun don’t shie.

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

This elevator is designed upon Newton’s 3rd law of motion..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you spite the elevator, it will get down and dirty.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t fart in this elevator. You really don’t want to know what it does about that!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hey! You in bearskin loincloth! Stairs for you buddy!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I stayed here once. It’s expensive. They bill you for the Elevator’s therapy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

An elevator gets electrical pains ……………..
50 or 60 hurts. 😎

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Well, Clarice – have the elevators stopped screaming?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I play the game Civilization from my laptop at home. I don’t play it in the elevator.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

No scoring. Only losers allowed in elevator.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

This place was O.K. It hads its ups and downs.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It is obvious why the Roman empire collapsed. They did not have painful, dirty, shy elevators.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Shouts in Chinese!!!!! (wispers in english)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Up or down, Sir?
– Right!

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

( No Engrishing, Elevator creatives too!)

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

So many buttons to push !

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Correction: It was a typo. The last line should be,
No passing, Elevator shits too.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Correction: It was typo. The last line should be,
(No passing, Elevator shits too!)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No buffing, Elevator shines too!

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

No elevatoring. Just lift that stupid reminder !

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

No lifting, Elevator goes down too!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

“If you score us, do we not pain? And if you spite us, do we not dirty?”
– Shie-lock –

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No money! Elevator shut you out!

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

”maximum 7 billion persons (490 billion kg)”

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

What goes up…must also bring you down too.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I asked to go up to the 1st floor; not to be ‘one-upped’ by the elevator.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

♫ The floor will come to you at last
When civilization are one and one is all
To be arise and not to roll
And she’s riding a elevator of confusion ♫

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

No hinting, elevator make anagram of own name too, leave rot!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If I’m scoring in the elevator, I could care less that it is shie.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

In communist China, elevator rides TOO!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

No whistling. Elevator will whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

No barbarians, elevator xenophobes too!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Our elevator will go down for you.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The degree of civilization is defined by its elevators.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The longest journey starts with a single elevator. (Mao Tse Dung)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do not naked in elevator, it is very shie.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Bacon will cure this.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Found in the Meier building.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

You can judge a civilization by the way it treats its elevators.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Sparky: Now that’s elevator music!

gonovox928
10 years ago

No gaming, elevator loses too!

HankW
HankW
10 years ago

Civilization, if you spite me, do I not dirty? If you paste me, do I not shy?

Cindi
Cindi
10 years ago

Note to self: foreigners need to be constantly reminded as well. They may score, spit or past, but certainly don’t pain, dirty or shie!

Artie
Artie
9 years ago

No spiting the elevator! It’s very sensitive.

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