For that old maidservant feeling…

Just a little something on the side.

If you’re feeling like the old maidservant pot, you’d better go home by taxi.

You can have soup soup, main course soup and dessert soup.

I am feeling like the old maid servant who is always drunk

What’s in the old maidservant pot, pee soup?

– How many soups, Sir?
– Tons!

There goes my irritable bowel again.

Go home, soup, you’re drunk!

I’m an old maidservantnurseslavefootman and I’m no good to go gome

Don’t Soup Drive

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s OK, I’m driving a won ton van.

Waiter, my soup soup is on fire.

Most people are good to go home.
A few die.
But most go home.

Today’s Souperb menu:

– Soup
– Soup Soup
– Soup, Soup & Soup
– Ton Soup
– 16-Ton Soup
– Soup with less Soup
– Soup with more Soup
– Soup with more or less Soup
– Soap Soup
– Drinking Soup
– River Soup
– Me-So Soup
– What’Soup
– Steamed Souplings
– Family Soupet
– Soupburger with Soup Flies
– Soup, Soup, Soup, Sousage and Soup, Soup, Soup, Soup, Soup
– Diverse drinks: Souptails, Soupkey, Swine and Soupagne
– Rice*

* But don’t forget: We have large soupplies of Soup!

Not for me, thanks.
Last time I woke up with the busboy next to me.

@ Droll not Troll: OK, I won a 16-ton wang!

Hey there, you feeling like a bit of the old “maidservant pot”, nudge nudge, wink wink?

It’s a typo…it’s suppose to be “Wanton” soup.

I gotta go. This Chinese soup is giving me the same heartburn the old maidservant’s pot did,

it’s good good

Give me my keys and don’t don’t so easily call me drunk! I only had one soup soup, I swear I’m good to go home.

@Seventy2rd o clock: A 16-ton wang? Sounds like a load of old cock to me.

@ Droll not Troll: That’s what makes it souperior!

The old manservant has heroin and coccaine

After a ton of soup, there is no way I could go home.

I’d be permanently attached to the toilet.

Made in Nanking
Sister city to Wanking.

Come to me, my little dumpling.

@Jewels. Not as wanton as the oldmaidservant, I hear.

Not for me. I’m not souperstitious.

Waiter…. Waiter! This this here :Smart Soup” tastes like sheep s—t!

“Gee sir. You are getting smarter already.”

@72rd. oldmaidservantnurseslavefootman

Is that, that town in Wales with the railway station?

Waiter! What’s that soup doing in my soup?

But I don’t like soup.

Soup! Soup! Soup! Soup!
Lovely soup! Wonderful soup!
Soup soup soup soup soup.
Lovely soup! Lovely soup! Lovely soup! Lovely soup!
Soup soup soup soup!

I am too souped up for soup.

So they translated the Chinese word for “mother” into “old maidservant”? That’s…. creative.

‘Won Ton’ was the maidservant’s name.

MOST people are good to go home 😛

They couldn’t find anyone who speaks English in San Francisco.