For that old maidservant feeling…

For that old maidservant feeling…

posted on 23 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of PTP.
Menu from Chinese restaurant in San Francisco. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Just a little something on the side.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

If you’re feeling like the old maidservant pot, you’d better go home by taxi.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

You can have soup soup, main course soup and dessert soup.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I am feeling like the old maid servant who is always drunk

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

What’s in the old maidservant pot, pee soup?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– How many soups, Sir?
– Tons!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

There goes my irritable bowel again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Go home, soup, you’re drunk!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I’m an old maidservantnurseslavefootman and I’m no good to go gome

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Don’t Soup Drive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s OK, I’m driving a won ton van.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Waiter, my soup soup is on fire.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Most people are good to go home.
A few die.
But most go home.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Today’s Souperb menu:

– Soup
– Soup Soup
– Soup, Soup & Soup
– Ton Soup
– 16-Ton Soup
– Soup with less Soup
– Soup with more Soup
– Soup with more or less Soup
– Soap Soup
– Drinking Soup
– River Soup
– Me-So Soup
– What’Soup
– Steamed Souplings
– Family Soupet
– Soupburger with Soup Flies
– Soup, Soup, Soup, Sousage and Soup, Soup, Soup, Soup, Soup
– Diverse drinks: Souptails, Soupkey, Swine and Soupagne
– Rice*

* But don’t forget: We have large soupplies of Soup!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Not for me, thanks.
Last time I woke up with the busboy next to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: OK, I won a 16-ton wang!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Hey there, you feeling like a bit of the old “maidservant pot”, nudge nudge, wink wink?

Jewels
Jewels
11 years ago

It’s a typo…it’s suppose to be “Wanton” soup.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

I gotta go. This Chinese soup is giving me the same heartburn the old maidservant’s pot did,

coffeebot
11 years ago

it’s good good

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Give me my keys and don’t don’t so easily call me drunk! I only had one soup soup, I swear I’m good to go home.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: A 16-ton wang? Sounds like a load of old cock to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: That’s what makes it souperior!

GwydionM
11 years ago

The old manservant has heroin and coccaine

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

After a ton of soup, there is no way I could go home.

I’d be permanently attached to the toilet.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Made in Nanking
Sister city to Wanking.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Come to me, my little dumpling.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Jewels. Not as wanton as the oldmaidservant, I hear.

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

Not for me. I’m not souperstitious.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Waiter…. Waiter! This this here :Smart Soup” tastes like sheep s—t!

“Gee sir. You are getting smarter already.”

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@72rd. oldmaidservantnurseslavefootman

Is that, that town in Wales with the railway station?

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Waiter! What’s that soup doing in my soup?

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

But I don’t like soup.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Soup! Soup! Soup! Soup!
Lovely soup! Wonderful soup!
Soup soup soup soup soup.
Lovely soup! Lovely soup! Lovely soup! Lovely soup!
Soup soup soup soup!

kpopinsanity
kpopinsanity
11 years ago

I am too souped up for soup.

nocturnal YL
nocturnal YL
11 years ago

So they translated the Chinese word for “mother” into “old maidservant”? That’s…. creative.

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

‘Won Ton’ was the maidservant’s name.

piomat100
11 years ago

MOST people are good to go home 😛

Yugan
11 years ago

They couldn’t find anyone who speaks English in San Francisco.

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