Feel up Christmas!

Well at least he’s not going down a hole

Hello! I’m an Christmas! Ho’ do you do?

“Hi ho Silver Christmas!” 😀

Happy Ho’days! Ho, ho, ho!

yo, santa pimped his sleigh

Director of Suck Ho Bldg Inc.

Hey apart from not being the traditional “Ho Ho . . .” I really don’t get this one.

This Christmas, instead of “Jingle Bells”, we’ll be listening to “Blitzkrieg Bop”.

OK, fat boy. But just you. Your funny looking dog stays out of the room.

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.

Santa stopped at three Hos.

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.

Santa stopped at three Hos.

Two men and a Reindeer walked into a bar.

The barman said: “Aren’t you two in the wrong joke?”

He doesn’t only go down chimneys

I’ve never been so happy to see an elf leave…

A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.

She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”

He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”

A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.

She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”

He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”

Santa gets sidetracked again.

I see the error.
Of the equation Lift vs weight; Thrust vs drag.

With only one reindeer, it would be psysically impossible to get enough thrust, to overcome drag sufficiently, to achieve enough lift to get that payload into the air. Therefore, there has to be 6 – 8 reindeer to provide sufficient thrust. Eight would be ideal for the STOL capabilities needed, with 6 the takeoff distance would be too great for the average rooftop. However a quick look at the aerodynamics of the sleigh would work wonders.

Sorry, but that’s not Engrish. That’s just the word “ho” (or the known phrase, “hey ho”), interpreted by the site owner to have a different meaning than intended. So, I guess every time Santa says “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”, he’s exulting the pleasures of prostitutes? And when the Ramones shoulted “Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!” in Blitzkrieg Bop, it was a call for sexual action?

Meh.

hey prostitutes celebrate xmas too

Santas’ sack sure looks anemic.

this is how he talks to naughty people

Let’s Ramones Christmas! (with Shonen Knife)

@ iLock: This year, Santa takes presents from people!

Hey ho! Hey ho! It’s off to work we go.

This looks like the same plastic wrap and sticker that’s put on other cards that say “Hey ho it’s Christmas time.” Hate to be that person, but let’s keep Engrish legit.

Why is only Rudolph pulling that sleigh? Well, as I’m sure you remember, all of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names… but then Rudolph happened to meet an unusually large elf, and to make a long story short, Santa lost eight bucks that night!

Santa walks with a candy cane