Hey apart from not being the traditional “Ho Ho . . .” I really don’t get this one.
Pectolatra
12 years ago
This Christmas, instead of “Jingle Bells”, we’ll be listening to “Blitzkrieg Bop”.
jjhitt
12 years ago
OK, fat boy. But just you. Your funny looking dog stays out of the room.
Marum
12 years ago
The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.
Santa stopped at three Hos.
Marum
12 years ago
The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.
Santa stopped at three Hos.
Marum
12 years ago
Two men and a Reindeer walked into a bar.
The barman said: “Aren’t you two in the wrong joke?”
GwydionM
12 years ago
He doesn’t only go down chimneys
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago
I’ve never been so happy to see an elf leave…
Marum
12 years ago
A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.
She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”
He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”
Marum
12 years ago
A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.
She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”
He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”
Sparky
12 years ago
Santa gets sidetracked again.
Marum
12 years ago
I see the error.
Of the equation Lift vs weight; Thrust vs drag.
With only one reindeer, it would be psysically impossible to get enough thrust, to overcome drag sufficiently, to achieve enough lift to get that payload into the air. Therefore, there has to be 6 – 8 reindeer to provide sufficient thrust. Eight would be ideal for the STOL capabilities needed, with 6 the takeoff distance would be too great for the average rooftop. However a quick look at the aerodynamics of the sleigh would work wonders.
Stopchicks
12 years ago
Sorry, but that’s not Engrish. That’s just the word “ho” (or the known phrase, “hey ho”), interpreted by the site owner to have a different meaning than intended. So, I guess every time Santa says “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”, he’s exulting the pleasures of prostitutes? And when the Ramones shoulted “Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!” in Blitzkrieg Bop, it was a call for sexual action?
Meh.
RT
12 years ago
hey prostitutes celebrate xmas too
iLock
12 years ago
Santas’ sack sure looks anemic.
RJF
12 years ago
this is how he talks to naughty people
Jay
12 years ago
Let’s Ramones Christmas! (with Shonen Knife)
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
@ iLock: This year, Santa takes presents from people!
Snickers
12 years ago
Hey ho! Hey ho! It’s off to work we go.
Fay
12 years ago
This looks like the same plastic wrap and sticker that’s put on other cards that say “Hey ho it’s Christmas time.” Hate to be that person, but let’s keep Engrish legit.
Lora
12 years ago
Why is only Rudolph pulling that sleigh? Well, as I’m sure you remember, all of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names… but then Rudolph happened to meet an unusually large elf, and to make a long story short, Santa lost eight bucks that night!
Well at least he’s not going down a hole
Hello! I’m an Christmas! Ho’ do you do?
“Hi ho Silver Christmas!” 😀
Happy Ho’days! Ho, ho, ho!
yo, santa pimped his sleigh
Director of Suck Ho Bldg Inc.
Hey apart from not being the traditional “Ho Ho . . .” I really don’t get this one.
This Christmas, instead of “Jingle Bells”, we’ll be listening to “Blitzkrieg Bop”.
OK, fat boy. But just you. Your funny looking dog stays out of the room.
The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.
Santa stopped at three Hos.
The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.
Santa stopped at three Hos.
Two men and a Reindeer walked into a bar.
The barman said: “Aren’t you two in the wrong joke?”
He doesn’t only go down chimneys
I’ve never been so happy to see an elf leave…
A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.
She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”
He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”
A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.
She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”
He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”
Santa gets sidetracked again.
I see the error.
Of the equation Lift vs weight; Thrust vs drag.
With only one reindeer, it would be psysically impossible to get enough thrust, to overcome drag sufficiently, to achieve enough lift to get that payload into the air. Therefore, there has to be 6 – 8 reindeer to provide sufficient thrust. Eight would be ideal for the STOL capabilities needed, with 6 the takeoff distance would be too great for the average rooftop. However a quick look at the aerodynamics of the sleigh would work wonders.
Sorry, but that’s not Engrish. That’s just the word “ho” (or the known phrase, “hey ho”), interpreted by the site owner to have a different meaning than intended. So, I guess every time Santa says “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”, he’s exulting the pleasures of prostitutes? And when the Ramones shoulted “Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!” in Blitzkrieg Bop, it was a call for sexual action?
Meh.
hey prostitutes celebrate xmas too
Santas’ sack sure looks anemic.
this is how he talks to naughty people
Let’s Ramones Christmas! (with Shonen Knife)
@ iLock: This year, Santa takes presents from people!
Hey ho! Hey ho! It’s off to work we go.
This looks like the same plastic wrap and sticker that’s put on other cards that say “Hey ho it’s Christmas time.” Hate to be that person, but let’s keep Engrish legit.
Why is only Rudolph pulling that sleigh? Well, as I’m sure you remember, all of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names… but then Rudolph happened to meet an unusually large elf, and to make a long story short, Santa lost eight bucks that night!
Santa walks with a candy cane