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I’ve got no beef with you
posted on 20 Oct 2012 in Signs
I know we just met but I’d like to have you for dinner…
Photo courtesy of Ryan Miyamoto.
Found at grocery store in Japan.
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I’m just sliced up about this
Yes, I would love to meat her.
I’ve made a miss steak…
The butcher keeps the meet under the en counter.
Only safe meet sold here, no blade stake.
One does not just eat meet. One energeticeats it.
– Waiter! Do you have any vegetarian dishes?
– I’m sorry, Sir, but we just meet.
No. I want to become energeticdrinking bear.
Flesh meet, my favourite kind!
This happens when yEAST meat weSt
Eat, Meet and Rock’n’Roll
Meet, greet, and eat — and the best part is you won’t get pregnant!
It’s tough to beat this meet.
Roast, this is Garlic. Galric, this is Roast.
Nice to eat you!
Meat is safe and delicious… unless you’re cattle.
Eat me! I’m healthy and delicious.
In Japan, the eating meets you.
Hey I just meet you,
And this is crazy,
But heres my poster,
So eat me maybe
Eet maw meet
– Wir wollen ein auto mieten.
– Not necessary – we have all meet here!
Cooking it first makes it even safer and more delicious.
our meat will not kill you thank you.
It is safe to meat, and delicious.
It didn’t appear to be all that safe for the cow.
@72rd. Wir wollen das fleisch verkaufen.
The Japanese have made commas redundant. They just do away with the space bar between the words. The grammatical pause comes, when you try to figure out what the next word is.
ie. Let’s become more energetic (wtf)— eating meat.
This explains the steak sauce at the Meet-n-Greet
Guest: Can I become a beefsteak ?
Waiter: I hope never Sir.
When fresh flesh meets meat
Slogan by George W. Bush.
I would have diet then.