Good morning

You know you’ve had a good night when you wake up with a sultry pumpkin

Prince: The gourd like squash formally known as….

You know you were drunk when you wake up naked in the produce section.

My my! That gives me an entirely different slant on a “vegan” diet.

No thanks I’ll have a cucumber instead.

So that makes the traditional four veg . One pumpkin two potatoes and a gherkin.

The pumpkin may have been sultry, but it looks like the broccoli is still tripping.

Enough beer makes all pumpkins beautiful.

The pumpkin that likes to be thumped.

I kenw that Cinderella’s story was of Chinese origin.

Oh no. There are seeds everywhere.

Please turn back into a carriage so I don’t have to do the walk of shame.

Sorry, I’m on a low-sult diet.

It must be a good mourning…

Sign made by pulling words at random from this classic verse?
“When the weather’s hot and sultry, ain’t no time to commit adult’ry.
When the frost is on the pumpkin… “

I find melons to be much more sultry.

And a gourd morning to you too.

Searching for the perfect beginning of the day…
The pumpkin was hot, wait no, the pumpkin, the pumpkin was humid. The pumpkin was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The pumpkin was hot. The pumpkin was hot and wet, wet and hot. The pumpkin was wet and hot, hot and wet, wet and hot; that’s humid. The pumpkin was humid.
-So, do you say the pumpkin was humid? Or do you you say the pumpkin was moist?
-The pumpkin was sultry

I once dated a pumpkin. I had to break it off though, as he kept spilling his seed everywhere.

The pumpkin was sultry. Now, just….
Well, most of the letters are the same.

I just couldn’t help myself. I was thinking with my carrot.

Chuck, Did you think it was “Sulfury” too? with that impediment that’s what I always thought she said, but I looked it up and every quote source says “sultry,” apparently a take on a quote from the Tale of Two Cities, “-‘The night was so very sultry.”

no thanks i prefer to have some nutmeg on pumpkin on pie crust action

And the turnip was torchy.

*Massages temples while trying in vain to come up with a funny and/or clever caption that will not be disliked by the Mysterious Disliker, as I shall call him or her.*

Not as high-brow as that !!

More like was:

Was sultry. Now just slutty.

The Chinese underneath says: “Boringly hot pumpkin!”

Ah yes, the good morning after Halloweenie.

Cinderella has some sultry pumpkins in her closet