You’re in for a ride!

You’re in for a ride!

posted on 10 Apr 2012 in Signs

Removes rough, dry skin!

Photo courtesy of Nicole and Joseph.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
11 years ago

No thanks. I’ll stick with toilet paper (1 ply).

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Rear escalator implants, the newest craze in cosmetic surgery.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Escalator closed for repairs — Please use other cheek.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Doctor, I have this uncomfortable feeling when I’m sitting down and when I get up again, I’m always on a different floor.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

I’m dropping a couple off at floor number two

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Sign meant for androids with digestive systems

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

When I get my shoelace caught in the escalator, it always
ends up looking like a thong…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

@iLock: It’s not my shoelace I’m worried about.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

O.K. but you have to use the elevator on your……….

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Going up or down

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

That’s a bum ride.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

OOoohh! Wouldn’t that smart..

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Circumcisions done free!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

What’s that eerie green light coming from my rear end?

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

Escalators: The new Tokyo toilet paper.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Don’t ask why. I’m in jail in Tokyo and I need you to call the consulate.”

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Please ignore the short-cut through your belly button

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

The escalator is really a slide we borrowed from the playground, which is why you have to use your behind. You have to climb a ladder to get to the second floor but going back down is a lot more fun. WHEEEE!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Isn’t this a song from Nirvana’s Live At Reading album?

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

@jjhitt: It sure sounds like the Escalator To Hell…

Me
Me
11 years ago

I knew it was starting to sag, but I didn’t realize it needed THAT much help.

Jøsh
Jøsh
11 years ago

then Fonsie said “Sit on it.”

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

That’s how the Six Million Dollar Man runs so fast.

Emily
Emily
11 years ago

Need a lift, bums?

Christian
Christian
11 years ago

It started with artificial hip joints… What will they think of next?

Craig
Craig
11 years ago

these devices were probably installed by the underpants gnomes.

pijo
pijo
11 years ago

I’ll die

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

I’ll just take the stairs…ouch stop that!

Lambo1
Lambo1
11 years ago

You take the escalator when going up . . . but you use the “slip & slide” when going down.

Awanthi
11 years ago

Can I just use a loofah instead?

Drax
Drax
11 years ago

when told to haul ass upstairs….

Phir
Phir
11 years ago

My aunt did that – disassed her.

Blue
Blue
11 years ago

A new treatment for constipation…

mephelise
mephelise
10 years ago

Well, that escalated very quickly

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